adamtwosleeves.bsky.social
@adamtwosleeves.bsky.social
Might get my testosterone checked at my doctors appointment today. But I’m worried that it’ll put me on the path to having a cyber truck within the year.
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
When you hack that good hack that brings up all the lung gunk
August 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
40 years of haircuts and not once has a barber ended one with, "Just another sec and I'll be outta your hair."
August 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
All I want is the simplistic life of an agrarian hunter/gatherer in a fertile valley with the conveniences and trappings of a modern science fiction utopia. Is that so much to ask?
August 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Asking AI "I'm a character in a book who got caught shoplifting..." is Gen Z's version of asking a teacher, "So I have this friend who..."
August 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Feels like every year there’s some new moon phenomenon. Tf is a buck moon.
July 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
that asparagus was so good i ain't gonna piss right for a week
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm waiting for the day Donald Trump dies and all the MAGA cultists wake up out of their stupor like King Theoden after Grima Wormtongue lost his hold on him.
a man with a beard and a crown on his head is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard and a crown on his head is looking at the camera .
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May 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
*Pulls up to drive thru*

AI greeting: "Hi! Will you be ordering with your mobile app today?"
Me: "...."
Speaker: "...."
Me: "......no, i wan-"
Employee: "Welcome to McDonald's what can I get you"
May 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Making some changes to my retirement account based on current trends.
April 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Humans present at the outset of the A.I. Willennium initially measured progress using a stock video of an actor whose name is lost to time eating spaghetti in a woeful underplaying of their imminent eradication.”
April 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
*Writes long, well-written, clearly-formatted, insightful reddit post to instigate conversation*

*Immediately receive auto-mod response: Your post has been removed for not including a question mark in your title with a question flair. Your information has not been saved. Kys*
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
the history books didn't prepare us for the possibility that a coup could happen at the same time that like Jimmy Fallon is playing chubby bunny with Timothy Chalamet on late night talk shows
February 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I hope when I die I can review my life like a chess game and get all the blunders pointed out to me
January 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm concerned about the build quality of my microwave because while looking for the wattage i saw it's manufacture date was October 2001 and there's no way they were back to 100% attention at their jobs that soon after 9/11
December 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM
When I tell my girl, “let me fill your tank up for you” and she drives an EV.
December 2, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Does Chipotle have a secret menu that has a sour cream that doesn’t have corn and a bunch of other shit dropped in it?
November 23, 2024 at 5:48 PM