The lemon tree in my garden tells me it's right for me to shoplift sausages.

Sorry David I like you but... yours, like my statement is absolute bollocks.

My issue is that whenever anyone says "Let me be clear" in politics... it all starts to get very opaque.

What's the counter narrative she thinks they're delivering?

Their chat is just getting decimated and twisted into untruths and then those are the tweets people see.

It's madness to think you know better... bit like some Australian teenagers only she's a fully grown "baroness".

Again, Ffs.

"In addition, much of Venezuela’s oil is extra heavy, making it polluting and expensive to process."

What a win, probably the greatest win ever.

Ffs trump really is shit in every way.

We're going for kidnap and extortion... probably the greatest kidnap and extortion ever in the history of the world.

He's just a gangster surrounded by crooks and villains.

Where are the fucking grown-ups here!!!

Do what's best for your 450M members.

Not some orange thing surrounded by idiotically thick sycophants.

I know it's not a constructive contribution but he is just a fucking twat.

Sorry, I feel a bit better now.

donald trump says... he never confirms anything.

Peace prize en route obvs.

Proper deranged.

Great film... awful, truly awful plot.

Just have 2 glasses of wine or 3 pints of beer first.

I've fucked up my own country so I'm going to have a go on another one.

Does he think he's shaking an Etcha-sketch?

I'm not festive but I quite like presents.

Firstly why are our government still making statements on x?

Secondly, grow a fecking backbone!

trumps actions are similar to Al Capone! Call him out and stop kissing his ring! (Sorry for the image)

Impressive number of medals for a draft dodger.