If life isn’t going to give me Magical Moments I don’t have to plan, pay for and execute myself if I want them to happen at all. Then I’m just going to plan more of them for myself at this point.

Valentine’s Day as per usual was a dumpster fire. So I’m having a belated Valentine’s Day! — Thanks Me✨

Much like autism apparently ’Jesus’ is also a spectrum.
Whyte Jesus to Biblically Accurate Jesus
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While I absolutely believe in ‘an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind’ I also at times want my ‘pound of flesh’ per say and have to firmly remind myself “…That is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”
🧿✨🧠🌶️

Me to myself at 9:07PM on a Tuesday eating monkey bread in bed watching UFO conspiracy documentaries on Netflix very much in a manic episode

“If this is wrong I don’t want to be right.” ✨

I love how we have collectively agreed that the time between Christmas and New Year is essentially “Liminal Space” where ‘everything’s made up and the points don’t matter’ ✨

*continues doing cringe Junko Enoshima poses to that TikTok sound byte on loop while looking dead behind the eyes *

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ 𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔’𝓈 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑒 ⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

I feel like I’ve been “pulling myself up by my bootstraps” for so long that the bootstraps snapped off a while ago so I’m more in 4ft of mud with the bootstraps in my hands going “I did it! See I pulled the straps up! They’re up here! Did I win?” 🫠