tomatoes are everything to me

no offense but i think i would die for machaca beef

I believe in separating the art from the artist (sneaking into their studio and stealing paintings right off the easel).

do u think a cat looks a photo of itself and says “ugh im so ugly” no and u shouldn’t either

liberals are all “pro choice” until you try to abort the egg in the pigeon’s nest on your balcony and all of sudden you’re a bird murderer 🙄🙄🙄

whenever i put a jacket on my toxic masculinity is unlocked. it makes me feel like a middle school boy who is too cool for warmth

of course my first post HAS to be a cat post…. i’d be a fraud otherwise