Fuck Kyle Larson and William Byron

Surprise o' the century right here.

Obvious sarcasm.

FOXTROT. DELTA. TANGO.

Remember a few months back when I mentioned my brother drunk texting me at night?

He did it again last night. I'm about to fly back up to NY and dump all his beer into the toilet and fucking flush it. Or maybe I should take his phone.

Or both.

Walk-off winners!

Welp, I'm never gonna hear the end of this one from my Gator fan friends... Maybe I should move back up to NY.

Also, this NCAAW basketball natty shouldn't have been a blowout. Hats off to UConn, I was rooting for you, but still, it would've been better if it was a little closer.

GET THEM BROOMS OUT!!!

& that’s a sweeeep! 🧹

Beautiful Mets W yesterday, too bad I couldn't go because my kiddo was sick

He's doing better now :)

Anybody else have a problem with your younger brother drunk texting/calling you at 11 at night? I swear, I feel like flying back up to New York and breaking his phone (and also throwing out all his non-water/soda drinks).

Context: My brother did it again, he fucking drunk texted me while I was 😪

With every passing day, I regret leaving Xitter less and less. Best social media related move I've ever made

Donna, please take your meds. Going around starting arguments isn't good for your mental health.

I still find it funny how some of my fellow Mets fans (SOME not ALL) brag to Yankee fans about how Shea's bases are marked in the Citi Field parking lot, even though Shea being turned into a parking lot was a massive insult to it. At least the Yanks did something productive with their old park.

Giants fans probably punching the air RN

(Not all of them, but most of them lol)

Damn, almost a year later and I still feel fucking scammed after watching Argylle in theaters. This is why my queen (wife) normally lets me pick the movie.

Here's hoping we get a Mets bluesky community, I kinda sorta miss the Mets Twitter community lol