I have a small container of balsamic vinegar on my living room coffee table that I never bothered to put away and now it’s just part of my aesthetic
December 22, 2023 at 10:05 PM
I have a small container of balsamic vinegar on my living room coffee table that I never bothered to put away and now it’s just part of my aesthetic
Goddamnit I found a note on my phone that I clearly didn’t finish writing that just says “dont forget”
December 22, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Goddamnit I found a note on my phone that I clearly didn’t finish writing that just says “dont forget”
Songs that start with “come on boys” are their own genre
November 30, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Songs that start with “come on boys” are their own genre
Damn people on The Apps really be saying stuff like good night to me. Slow down we don’t know each other like that
November 28, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Damn people on The Apps really be saying stuff like good night to me. Slow down we don’t know each other like that
Now I know what a tv dinner feels like
November 26, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Now I know what a tv dinner feels like
Watching die hard for the first time. Very fun. Very funny. Hans Gruber is quite a character
November 26, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Watching die hard for the first time. Very fun. Very funny. Hans Gruber is quite a character
Sitting in dragon pizza hearing the girl next to me lecture her date(?) about why it’s better for guys to be circumcised
November 6, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Sitting in dragon pizza hearing the girl next to me lecture her date(?) about why it’s better for guys to be circumcised
Do I buy this scarf yes/no?
October 31, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Do I buy this scarf yes/no?
Do you ever look at a photo and think wait is that me I wasn’t at that persons birthday party but actually it’s just another person with a mustache
October 29, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Do you ever look at a photo and think wait is that me I wasn’t at that persons birthday party but actually it’s just another person with a mustache
Do you ever look at a photo and think
October 29, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Do you ever look at a photo and think
You know someone from New Jersey likes their food if they take a bite and start shaking it in their hands while they chew
October 28, 2023 at 7:05 PM
You know someone from New Jersey likes their food if they take a bite and start shaking it in their hands while they chew
How do you know if you’re saying hell yeah brother too much?
October 28, 2023 at 7:03 PM
How do you know if you’re saying hell yeah brother too much?
Am I ignoring my alarm clock or am I being a cool DJ saying “let that shit ride”? Who’s to say
October 11, 2023 at 11:48 AM
Am I ignoring my alarm clock or am I being a cool DJ saying “let that shit ride”? Who’s to say
Covid/flu jabs are extra spicy this year
October 2, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Covid/flu jabs are extra spicy this year