Adele
@adele503.bsky.social
Probably one of the nicest people you can meet
Like to have fun and a bit of banter 🌟
Honorary Coyote
Suavemente, bésame 💋
Like to have fun and a bit of banter 🌟
Honorary Coyote
Suavemente, bésame 💋
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Adele
@adele503.bsky.social
· Feb 25
The funniest thing about being off sick is watching daytime TV when one of the presenters absolutely decks it on a ski slope whilst screaming profanities, an absolute corker 🤣🤣
Primark have got some lovely babydoll bits in 😍
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Primark have got some lovely babydoll bits in 😍
Just seen my neighbour walk past with her kids whilst I’m still in my pjs eating chocolate cake. I know who the real winner is.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just seen my neighbour walk past with her kids whilst I’m still in my pjs eating chocolate cake. I know who the real winner is.
Slept in till 10:00am what a lovely lie in that was ☺️
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Slept in till 10:00am what a lovely lie in that was ☺️
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TV tonight: horny, ludicrously fun thriller The Hunting Wives
TV tonight: horny, ludicrously fun thriller The Hunting Wives
Brittany Snow and Malin Akerman star in a tantalisingly trashy series. Plus: Judi Dench digs deep into a family mystery. Here’s what to watch this evening
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
TV tonight: horny, ludicrously fun thriller The Hunting Wives
Getting the cheese & crackers out at 9:30pm, que the incoming weird dreams tonight…
a cartoon character in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera and saying cheese .
ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera and saying cheese .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Getting the cheese & crackers out at 9:30pm, que the incoming weird dreams tonight…
If anyone needs me, I’ve got a date with Haagen-Dazs
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If anyone needs me, I’ve got a date with Haagen-Dazs
Yesterday I asked if any of my family would like to take part in the Boxing Day Dip… however they all politely declined 😅
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Yesterday I asked if any of my family would like to take part in the Boxing Day Dip… however they all politely declined 😅
Overstimulated can’t switch my brain off, so here I am up at 1:30am making a cuppa and watching some tv until I hopefully feel sleepy again.
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Overstimulated can’t switch my brain off, so here I am up at 1:30am making a cuppa and watching some tv until I hopefully feel sleepy again.
Busy playing with the new toys I bought him. However, the pig has got a squeaker inside and I don’t think it will be long before my Dad confiscates it 😂
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Busy playing with the new toys I bought him. However, the pig has got a squeaker inside and I don’t think it will be long before my Dad confiscates it 😂
Christmas morning and Mr Pheasant came to say hello. 🔟 points if you can spot him.
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Christmas morning and Mr Pheasant came to say hello. 🔟 points if you can spot him.
Oh and I forgot about the guy that’s in love with Keira Knightleys character but won’t tell her because of self preservation. Hitting me right in the feels 🥺
Love Actually is on and although I’ve seen it a million times before I still don’t think I’m emotionally prepared enough for when Karen discovers the necklace that her husband bought for his secretary 🥺
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh and I forgot about the guy that’s in love with Keira Knightleys character but won’t tell her because of self preservation. Hitting me right in the feels 🥺
Love Actually is on and although I’ve seen it a million times before I still don’t think I’m emotionally prepared enough for when Karen discovers the necklace that her husband bought for his secretary 🥺
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Love Actually is on and although I’ve seen it a million times before I still don’t think I’m emotionally prepared enough for when Karen discovers the necklace that her husband bought for his secretary 🥺
I’ve got a tummy full of steak, heading home now to get comfy and see if there’s any good films on tele.. oh and to finish the last of the wrapping.
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’ve got a tummy full of steak, heading home now to get comfy and see if there’s any good films on tele.. oh and to finish the last of the wrapping.
Oh she’s out again, another day another birthday 😍
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oh she’s out again, another day another birthday 😍
This sounds about right for me…
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This sounds about right for me…
I’m not sure how accurate mine is.. I would say I’ve definitely posted more about #chippytea as opposed to #cbbuk
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m not sure how accurate mine is.. I would say I’ve definitely posted more about #chippytea as opposed to #cbbuk
Lovely bit of gammon, not sure where to start.
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Lovely bit of gammon, not sure where to start.
Going out for a friends birthday shortly so bought a new top earlier. Anyway, just tried it on and it looks my boobs are trying to escape 🤦♀️
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Going out for a friends birthday shortly so bought a new top earlier. Anyway, just tried it on and it looks my boobs are trying to escape 🤦♀️
Also, just bought something containing alcohol and was asked to confirm that I’m over 25 😂
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Also, just bought something containing alcohol and was asked to confirm that I’m over 25 😂
Just in Next and this man stops me “excuse me can I have your opinion” and was asking if a black jumper he’d picked up would go with his dark trousers and black shoes.. sorry love who am I, Gok Wan? 🤭
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just in Next and this man stops me “excuse me can I have your opinion” and was asking if a black jumper he’d picked up would go with his dark trousers and black shoes.. sorry love who am I, Gok Wan? 🤭
These something cosy about this time of year, just me watching tv and the twinkly fairy lights for company 🌲
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
These something cosy about this time of year, just me watching tv and the twinkly fairy lights for company 🌲
Aww a work colleague just handed me this just before I left, how lovely of her 🥰
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Aww a work colleague just handed me this just before I left, how lovely of her 🥰
Thank you very much to my lovely and very kind friend @meggiespaul.bsky.social for my early Christmas present 😍
Does anyone fancy a gin night round mine? 😆
Does anyone fancy a gin night round mine? 😆
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Thank you very much to my lovely and very kind friend @meggiespaul.bsky.social for my early Christmas present 😍
Does anyone fancy a gin night round mine? 😆
Does anyone fancy a gin night round mine? 😆
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And through it all, she offers me protection…
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And through it all, she offers me protection…