Adrian
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I got the hand skills to handle any demented mandrill
Home Win is the most common result in #football, so I was curious how much you'd make if you bet that on every match - after 1/4 of the season, if you bet a £1 single home win on each #PremierLeague match with William Hill, you'd currently be rolling in massive winnings of £9
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Home Win is the most common result in #football, so I was curious how much you'd make if you bet that on every match - after 1/4 of the season, if you bet a £1 single home win on each #PremierLeague match with William Hill, you'd currently be rolling in massive winnings of £9
Someone left £10 in the cash machine outside Tesco. I spent it wisely
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Someone left £10 in the cash machine outside Tesco. I spent it wisely
The rain today was so intense that the shoes I've worn every time it's wet for the last 2+ years ran, now my socks look like ducks
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The rain today was so intense that the shoes I've worn every time it's wet for the last 2+ years ran, now my socks look like ducks
The one thing I like about ebay is that it's always consistent
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The one thing I like about ebay is that it's always consistent
Jesus, the working title was clearly Mitchell & Webb Go To Shit #mitchellandwebbarenothelping
September 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Jesus, the working title was clearly Mitchell & Webb Go To Shit #mitchellandwebbarenothelping
Joshua Adu-Donkor is the best reporter on #bbcfinalscore
Always sounds like he has to get it done asap because his bus is about to leave
Always sounds like he has to get it done asap because his bus is about to leave
August 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Joshua Adu-Donkor is the best reporter on #bbcfinalscore
Always sounds like he has to get it done asap because his bus is about to leave
Always sounds like he has to get it done asap because his bus is about to leave
Man, the way they just straight up deny Aaron exists for 90% of the program is bizarre. Just bring him occasionally fgs.
Didn't look so bad when the football league summariser was in their own little bit off to the side, but this setup just looks like they hate him #bbcfinalscore #bbcfootball
Didn't look so bad when the football league summariser was in their own little bit off to the side, but this setup just looks like they hate him #bbcfinalscore #bbcfootball
August 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Man, the way they just straight up deny Aaron exists for 90% of the program is bizarre. Just bring him occasionally fgs.
Didn't look so bad when the football league summariser was in their own little bit off to the side, but this setup just looks like they hate him #bbcfinalscore #bbcfootball
Didn't look so bad when the football league summariser was in their own little bit off to the side, but this setup just looks like they hate him #bbcfinalscore #bbcfootball
Chris Sutton prlogressively pissing himself on 5Live was the best part of that Grimsby - Manchester United shootout
August 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Chris Sutton prlogressively pissing himself on 5Live was the best part of that Grimsby - Manchester United shootout
Our kitchen had water coming through the ceiling the other day.
The day after I found three bags of waterlogged VHSs outside that whoever's flat had flooded had put out for the rubbish.
I 'rescued' them and am Delboy-ing it, drying out the sleeves and cases ready to flog them on eBay.
The day after I found three bags of waterlogged VHSs outside that whoever's flat had flooded had put out for the rubbish.
I 'rescued' them and am Delboy-ing it, drying out the sleeves and cases ready to flog them on eBay.
July 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Our kitchen had water coming through the ceiling the other day.
The day after I found three bags of waterlogged VHSs outside that whoever's flat had flooded had put out for the rubbish.
I 'rescued' them and am Delboy-ing it, drying out the sleeves and cases ready to flog them on eBay.
The day after I found three bags of waterlogged VHSs outside that whoever's flat had flooded had put out for the rubbish.
I 'rescued' them and am Delboy-ing it, drying out the sleeves and cases ready to flog them on eBay.
For anybody caring or paying attention, the Man About The House episides on That's TV are the uncut versions and not the ones that ITV generally show
July 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
For anybody caring or paying attention, the Man About The House episides on That's TV are the uncut versions and not the ones that ITV generally show
Was Derek Guyler in anything where he wasn't a cop?
July 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Was Derek Guyler in anything where he wasn't a cop?
Who knew Paul Hardcastle had been remixing 19 all these years? There's about 50 of the buggers and I've spent the last two days listening to all of them.
Wouldn't recommend #totp
Wouldn't recommend #totp
June 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Who knew Paul Hardcastle had been remixing 19 all these years? There's about 50 of the buggers and I've spent the last two days listening to all of them.
Wouldn't recommend #totp
Wouldn't recommend #totp
'Bubblegum and Cheese' on Rewind TV seems to have got a budget for series 2, now it's just weird presentation instead of shoddy.
This does mean 'The Heritage Chart Show' on That's TV retakes it's place as cheapest thing on tv
This does mean 'The Heritage Chart Show' on That's TV retakes it's place as cheapest thing on tv
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
'Bubblegum and Cheese' on Rewind TV seems to have got a budget for series 2, now it's just weird presentation instead of shoddy.
This does mean 'The Heritage Chart Show' on That's TV retakes it's place as cheapest thing on tv
This does mean 'The Heritage Chart Show' on That's TV retakes it's place as cheapest thing on tv
Wahey. It only took about 20 tries after bringing him back but clearscore finally made another funny moose advert
June 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wahey. It only took about 20 tries after bringing him back but clearscore finally made another funny moose advert
As someone who routinely makes victoria sandwich cakes, I don't know why it's taken so long to think about having jam and whipped cream normal sandwiches.
Today I did.
It feels very wrong but it tastes very right
Today I did.
It feels very wrong but it tastes very right
June 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As someone who routinely makes victoria sandwich cakes, I don't know why it's taken so long to think about having jam and whipped cream normal sandwiches.
Today I did.
It feels very wrong but it tastes very right
Today I did.
It feels very wrong but it tastes very right
The Horne Section TV Show is like a weird mix of jukebox musical for a band whose songs you dont know and a mid-life Last Of The Summer Wine/Benidorm/Madame Blanc where any comedian who doesn't currently have a job can get one
May 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Horne Section TV Show is like a weird mix of jukebox musical for a band whose songs you dont know and a mid-life Last Of The Summer Wine/Benidorm/Madame Blanc where any comedian who doesn't currently have a job can get one
TIL there's a chemical name that's nearly 190,000 letters long
May 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
TIL there's a chemical name that's nearly 190,000 letters long
Accidenteally took two numbers at the blood test place, put the unused number on the chair next to me while people took subsequent numbers.
Expected someone to rock up later,pick up the abandoned number, jump about 10 in the queue and cause a mini-kerfuffle.
Nobody picked it up, very disappointed
Expected someone to rock up later,pick up the abandoned number, jump about 10 in the queue and cause a mini-kerfuffle.
Nobody picked it up, very disappointed
May 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Accidenteally took two numbers at the blood test place, put the unused number on the chair next to me while people took subsequent numbers.
Expected someone to rock up later,pick up the abandoned number, jump about 10 in the queue and cause a mini-kerfuffle.
Nobody picked it up, very disappointed
Expected someone to rock up later,pick up the abandoned number, jump about 10 in the queue and cause a mini-kerfuffle.
Nobody picked it up, very disappointed
I'm not attuned to live rock performances. There's a 90's AC/DC gig on the TV. It's been on for about 20 minutes and I've still yet to understand a word the singer has said.
They've even played TNT which I know from the Tony Hawks soundtrack, still nothing
They've even played TNT which I know from the Tony Hawks soundtrack, still nothing
May 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm not attuned to live rock performances. There's a 90's AC/DC gig on the TV. It's been on for about 20 minutes and I've still yet to understand a word the singer has said.
They've even played TNT which I know from the Tony Hawks soundtrack, still nothing
They've even played TNT which I know from the Tony Hawks soundtrack, still nothing
You had one job Youtube, there's a clue and everything
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You had one job Youtube, there's a clue and everything
Love things like this. Surely this means they're all not very good, otherwise why need 13 instead of just 1?
May 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Love things like this. Surely this means they're all not very good, otherwise why need 13 instead of just 1?
Can you be 'down by law' and not know your way around?
May 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Can you be 'down by law' and not know your way around?
Got the 60's music channel on. The thing my modern brain can't comprehend is, how much did you have to value music in those days? Like, you couldn't just relax and listen to your favourite song because you had to physically get up and move the tone arm of flip the record every two minutes!
May 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Got the 60's music channel on. The thing my modern brain can't comprehend is, how much did you have to value music in those days? Like, you couldn't just relax and listen to your favourite song because you had to physically get up and move the tone arm of flip the record every two minutes!
I've read this about three times now and I still don't know what any of it is about
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I've read this about three times now and I still don't know what any of it is about
I think we in the west could solve the water problem in the sub continent if we all soaked up all the water that explodes out when cooking bell peppers. Have it licked in about two days
May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I think we in the west could solve the water problem in the sub continent if we all soaked up all the water that explodes out when cooking bell peppers. Have it licked in about two days