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Kenzie | #1 I Hate It Here Stan
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From way up there, I actually love it.

31, Public School English teacher, Swiftie since ‘06, wife, mother, neurodivergent, reader, writer, 🩷💜💙

Voted BLUE

Working on my first novel, “The Interventionist.”
Last night healed something in me that I didn’t realize was as broken as it was. Not only as this is the first time in closer decade, my birthday has been joyous but it’s also been so full of pure girlhood.

10/10 recommend seeing Jesse live. He was so good.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When your bestie wants you to like your birthday week so she does your hair and nails.

I love this hair so much. SO MUCH.
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My son looked so cute and loved pretending to be Pikachu all day. These holidays are so much fun as a mom.
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I’m an escaped convict hiding at a Taylor Swift concert. Why? Because I wanted to wear my father figure hat
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Okay but how can I not go full cottage core when this is the painting my grandma left me when she died? I’m finally going to get it framed and hung when we move. She painted it when I was 8.
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The healing process is going to be rough but I love her.

*DANCING THROUGH THE LIGHTNING STRIKES*

(Also we realized as I was going back it looks like the Tower card which isn’t favorite tarot card soooo)
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not a great photo but omg it looks so good.
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Okay so I’ve decided to pivot my sleeve to a sticker sleeve that are all flashes that remind me of a Taylor song. I’m getting this tomorrow because it just is giving me”Dancing through the lightening strikes” to me especially combined with my “love you to the moon and to Saturn” tattoo.
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Omg its so perfect. Plus there is a balcony and 2 storage units that we get with it. I am so excited.
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I made garlic rosemary bread for the new moon and omg it turned out so good.
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m going to manifest a good door dashing day on Friday because I want this damn tattoo at the flash event on Saturday so badly but don’t want to go over my current budget.
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Signed album hung!!!
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I need more types of cheese but omg I made knock off cheese bread. It is delicious. I am very proud of myself.
October 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It’s fucking here❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
October 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That was so amazing. I’m so happy that she put that in theaters.

Also Elizabeth Taylor and Cancelled! Are just so damn good I need to get better car speakers
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Welp played hooky today and did a thing.

(Not really just have super bad acid reflux today and the kids had an author visit so I decided to take a sick day and the shop had a flash with a Scorpio constellations so I had to get it)
September 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Got a new tarot deck and omg I am obsessed with this faded aesthetic
September 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I GOT IT I BLACKED OUT BUT I GOT
IT OMG
September 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The students have started giving my gnome offerings because all the bad things in the building have only happened since Terry came to school.

I love how weird these kids are.
September 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love that I found out through a Swiftie app about this news
August 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I wanted to share my son’s 1st day of school outfit. He picked it out himself, bow tie and all!

I can’t believe he’s a 1st grader😭😭😭
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
First day with students let’s go!!!!
August 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I want to create a profiency scale where the top performers get bacon stickers.

I feel the current federal admin is bringing out my Portland 2010 humor really badly as a coping mechanism.
August 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Did I make a gnome with gnome bacon wreath to put up in my classroom because I decided to go cottage core this year?

Yes. Yes I did.

Also someone gave me a shit ton of silk flowers and I will use them as much as possible.
August 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Love you to the moon and to Saturn💙 First tattoo done
August 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM