LAPD when they think no one’s looking

@microsoft.com has discontinued any meaningful way of running MSSQL on macOS. They talk about it not being able to do certain optimization, and ARM being an edgecasey thing mostly used with macOS, where Rosetta emulation can run x86.

Today, at work, some boomer who can’t control their smartphone accidentally played Scuttlebuttin’ by Steve Ray Vaughan for 30 secs before figuring out how to silence it.

I know instinctively that static methods are often bad. But when asked to explain why, I sometimes struggle. Today I saw a concrete example.