Admiral Wilson
@admiralwilson.bsky.social
I thought my coworker was listening to some noise music. I was about to be like "damn this is sick who is this?" Until I realized it was just him using a power tool
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I thought my coworker was listening to some noise music. I was about to be like "damn this is sick who is this?" Until I realized it was just him using a power tool
It took months to get my new album onto streaming services because the distributor wouldn't approve the artwork that says "fuck the police" and made me edit it. Fuck the police fuck ICE free pslalestine
June 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It took months to get my new album onto streaming services because the distributor wouldn't approve the artwork that says "fuck the police" and made me edit it. Fuck the police fuck ICE free pslalestine
We gotta take the power back
June 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We gotta take the power back
My cat knows peak
May 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My cat knows peak
Getting swallowed by a whale prob feel good as hell for a second
February 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Getting swallowed by a whale prob feel good as hell for a second
I don't need drugs, I just need my friend to respond with "nice" after I text him something funny 50x a day
February 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I don't need drugs, I just need my friend to respond with "nice" after I text him something funny 50x a day
Elon musk is the human equivalent of truck nuts
January 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Elon musk is the human equivalent of truck nuts
Really been ignoring balatro and the hype but I know a day is coming where I get it and become obsessed and dump a hundred hours into it
December 31, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Really been ignoring balatro and the hype but I know a day is coming where I get it and become obsessed and dump a hundred hours into it
RIP Karl Marx, you would have loved amazon prime
December 23, 2024 at 6:45 AM
RIP Karl Marx, you would have loved amazon prime
Reading the communist manifesto for free on Amazon prime
December 23, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Reading the communist manifesto for free on Amazon prime
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Union busting alert! The workers who build the Philly Zoo’s LumiNature Winter Light Show announced their intent to unionize on November 15. CEO Jo-Elle Mogerman and Zoo management proceeded to deny their right to organize, circulate anti-union messages, and threaten a lengthy legal battle.
December 9, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Union busting alert! The workers who build the Philly Zoo’s LumiNature Winter Light Show announced their intent to unionize on November 15. CEO Jo-Elle Mogerman and Zoo management proceeded to deny their right to organize, circulate anti-union messages, and threaten a lengthy legal battle.
Deviled eggs? Eggs from hell? Thats friggin badass
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Deviled eggs? Eggs from hell? Thats friggin badass
Do yall think Pancho and lefty ever explored each other's bodies?
November 26, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Do yall think Pancho and lefty ever explored each other's bodies?
Man I was born in the wrong time period. I shoulda been a forager on a hunter gather band looking for nuts and berries in the forest.
November 20, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Man I was born in the wrong time period. I shoulda been a forager on a hunter gather band looking for nuts and berries in the forest.
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vaping the substance
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 AM
vaping the substance
Posing for the delivery man. This dudes a dog shit photographer fr
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Posing for the delivery man. This dudes a dog shit photographer fr
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philadelphia greatest country in the world
November 15, 2024 at 3:59 AM
philadelphia greatest country in the world
Writing a 300 page novel about taking a dump
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Writing a 300 page novel about taking a dump
My ass is an echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 AM
My ass is an echo chamber
I've taken dumps that looked cooler than a cybertruck
November 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I've taken dumps that looked cooler than a cybertruck
The first rule of poop club is poop your pants
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
The first rule of poop club is poop your pants
I'm glad bluesky exists because every day on Twitter i realize some page with a bunch of followers is just some racist white dude and I wish I could start over
November 17, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I'm glad bluesky exists because every day on Twitter i realize some page with a bunch of followers is just some racist white dude and I wish I could start over
Whoever said you can't polish a turd is an idiot, I happen to polish turds all the time. Works great.
November 17, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Whoever said you can't polish a turd is an idiot, I happen to polish turds all the time. Works great.
Can't believe i used to work with a guy named cockman
November 16, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Can't believe i used to work with a guy named cockman
I have to poop so bad right now I swear I could create a whole new hole
May 12, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I have to poop so bad right now I swear I could create a whole new hole