women are like strawberry-flavored mountain dew

Sorry if someone else has suggested this/you've already tried this but my hands have felt much much better since I've started wearing gloves whenever I go out during the fall/winter even if it's not that cold

the good people of philadelphia have figured out that you get a little more room if you let the buildings touch. also helps to not have to fuck around with garages

The volts episode about Pakistan was one of the most eye-opening pieces of media I've ever consumed

Wonder if the NHL got their own underpaid twelve-year-olds to code their Roblox experience

airline industry execs: "oh man why can't we find enough pilots and crew to hire"

make ignorance uncool again

Was that what that was? I'm color blind and couldn't read the signs