Dyke Tyson
@adora-borealis.bsky.social
Three angry ferrets in a trench coat. She/her
We're ex-posting again
May 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
We're ex-posting again
Don't talk to me until I've had my breakfast
March 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Don't talk to me until I've had my breakfast
"Shawty brought down a hundred planes cuz someone online called her a DEI hire"
February 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Shawty brought down a hundred planes cuz someone online called her a DEI hire"
This bitch doesn't realize her suffering is rooted in the enormity of her own desire
February 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This bitch doesn't realize her suffering is rooted in the enormity of her own desire
And the Academy Award for Best Actor goes to...
2,000 TRAINED RATS FOR NOSFERATU
2,000 TRAINED RATS FOR NOSFERATU
January 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
And the Academy Award for Best Actor goes to...
2,000 TRAINED RATS FOR NOSFERATU
2,000 TRAINED RATS FOR NOSFERATU
Didn't expect to start panting and drooling at the Spy Museum 🥴
January 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Didn't expect to start panting and drooling at the Spy Museum 🥴
Starting 2025 right ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Starting 2025 right ❤️
Featuring Cassoulet, chocolate chess pie, and baked pears with candied pecans. I fuckin cooked y'all
December 26, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Featuring Cassoulet, chocolate chess pie, and baked pears with candied pecans. I fuckin cooked y'all
Christmas creatures
(Genuinely hosting my own was easily the best Christmas I've had as an adult)
(Genuinely hosting my own was easily the best Christmas I've had as an adult)
December 26, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Christmas creatures
(Genuinely hosting my own was easily the best Christmas I've had as an adult)
(Genuinely hosting my own was easily the best Christmas I've had as an adult)
Went to the local museum and everyone knew you there
December 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Went to the local museum and everyone knew you there
Freeloading bum spotted (he asked if I had any appy slices)
December 12, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Freeloading bum spotted (he asked if I had any appy slices)
Your birds? Flightless. Dull-beaked. Malding. Dying of H5N1. My birds? Resplendent. Lustrous. Vibrant plumage. Gleaming talons. Be gone from my nest at once, loser.
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Your birds? Flightless. Dull-beaked. Malding. Dying of H5N1. My birds? Resplendent. Lustrous. Vibrant plumage. Gleaming talons. Be gone from my nest at once, loser.
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 AM