As long as you don’t check your infant’s diaper, Schrödinger’s diaper posits that the diaper is simultaneously messy and clean.
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
As long as you don’t check your infant’s diaper, Schrödinger’s diaper posits that the diaper is simultaneously messy and clean.
Was kind of pulling for the Rams, but, hey, we get the Mike v Mike coaching matchup, so, yay…?
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Was kind of pulling for the Rams, but, hey, we get the Mike v Mike coaching matchup, so, yay…?
I dunno. This game would be so much easier for the Rams if Stanford just kept on making perfect throws and the special teams unit stopped sabotaging the team.
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I dunno. This game would be so much easier for the Rams if Stanford just kept on making perfect throws and the special teams unit stopped sabotaging the team.
Who wore it better: Puka Nacua or Fran Lebowitz?
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Who wore it better: Puka Nacua or Fran Lebowitz?
No, Jim Nantz, I refuse to believe that Tom Brady came up with the Stiddy nickname.
January 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
No, Jim Nantz, I refuse to believe that Tom Brady came up with the Stiddy nickname.
I think I’m joking by posting this, but I can’t be 100% certain that I am joking.
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EIGHT MEN OUT (1988) | Eddie Throws The Game | MGM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I think I’m joking by posting this, but I can’t be 100% certain that I am joking.
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Wait, did Mike Vrabel paraphrase a line from Dodgeball to Troy Aikman?
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wait, did Mike Vrabel paraphrase a line from Dodgeball to Troy Aikman?
Kickers should be allowed to attempt slide tackles on returns
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Kickers should be allowed to attempt slide tackles on returns
Had Dubble Bubble for the first time in years today.
Let me tell you, this stuff is terrible.
Let me tell you, this stuff is terrible.
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Had Dubble Bubble for the first time in years today.
Let me tell you, this stuff is terrible.
Let me tell you, this stuff is terrible.
Owen Wilson has a point
January 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Owen Wilson has a point
AFC North Mid-Off to close out the SNF schedule.
December 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
AFC North Mid-Off to close out the SNF schedule.
Does the winner of the NFC South really deserve to make the playoffs?
December 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Does the winner of the NFC South really deserve to make the playoffs?
You know, we don’t give Chevrolet enough credit for releasing a weird and creepy holiday commercial every year.
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You know, we don’t give Chevrolet enough credit for releasing a weird and creepy holiday commercial every year.
Why did ESPN think highlighting a guy who transferred to Duke from Harvard and wants to “make a lot of money in private equity” would be a fun anecdote to share?
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why did ESPN think highlighting a guy who transferred to Duke from Harvard and wants to “make a lot of money in private equity” would be a fun anecdote to share?
If you didn’t want to be subjected to the whims of the ACC tiebreakers, then you should’ve won more conference games.
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you didn’t want to be subjected to the whims of the ACC tiebreakers, then you should’ve won more conference games.
Guys, I solved the debate.
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Guys, I solved the debate.
A semi-serious question: why don’t we hear people getting mad every time the camera cuts to Bradley Cooper during Eagles games?
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A semi-serious question: why don’t we hear people getting mad every time the camera cuts to Bradley Cooper during Eagles games?
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Wait, is the Game of Thrones theme just “You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch” sped up?
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wait, is the Game of Thrones theme just “You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch” sped up?
NBC, please listen to Regina George:
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
NBC, please listen to Regina George:
Firing a college coach midseason is a pretty dumb move, but, um, FSU kind of has to fire Mike Norvell at the point, right?
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Firing a college coach midseason is a pretty dumb move, but, um, FSU kind of has to fire Mike Norvell at the point, right?
I know I am alone on this, but a tie is a perfectly acceptable way for an NFL game to end because we know it’s a (remote) possibility heading into each and every game.
Yeah, it’s weird, but unless you’re Donovan McNabb in 2008 you know that a tie game is a possibility.
Yeah, it’s weird, but unless you’re Donovan McNabb in 2008 you know that a tie game is a possibility.
September 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I know I am alone on this, but a tie is a perfectly acceptable way for an NFL game to end because we know it’s a (remote) possibility heading into each and every game.
Yeah, it’s weird, but unless you’re Donovan McNabb in 2008 you know that a tie game is a possibility.
Yeah, it’s weird, but unless you’re Donovan McNabb in 2008 you know that a tie game is a possibility.
Collinsworth: this is a coming of age for Brian Schottenheimer.
Dude, Lil Schotty is 51 freaking years old and has like a million gray hairs in his beard.
Dude, Lil Schotty is 51 freaking years old and has like a million gray hairs in his beard.
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Collinsworth: this is a coming of age for Brian Schottenheimer.
Dude, Lil Schotty is 51 freaking years old and has like a million gray hairs in his beard.
Dude, Lil Schotty is 51 freaking years old and has like a million gray hairs in his beard.