Adrian Wenner
@adrianwenner.bsky.social
I talk too loud at parties.
These guys have never had a stupid idea that they didn’t say out loud.
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
These guys have never had a stupid idea that they didn’t say out loud.
There. You “got” the peace prize. Now will you please go the fuck away?
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
There. You “got” the peace prize. Now will you please go the fuck away?
Remember when the Segway was going to make everything all better?
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Remember when the Segway was going to make everything all better?
We are mere hours away from one of these stupid cosplay lards blowing their hand off with their own flashbang and blaming a grandmom out walking the dog.
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
We are mere hours away from one of these stupid cosplay lards blowing their hand off with their own flashbang and blaming a grandmom out walking the dog.
Prove it. What hospital? What was treatment? What’s his condition?
This is when a useful and free press follows up.
This is when a useful and free press follows up.
Q: The officer involved in the shooting in Minneapolis yesterday -- has he been suspended?
NOEM: The officer went to the hospital. He was hit by the vehicle. He received treatment, was released, and is spending time with his family now
NOEM: The officer went to the hospital. He was hit by the vehicle. He received treatment, was released, and is spending time with his family now
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Prove it. What hospital? What was treatment? What’s his condition?
This is when a useful and free press follows up.
This is when a useful and free press follows up.
He immediately put on this gaudy piece of trash, like the worst kid on the soccer team at the pizza party after a 0-15 season.
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He immediately put on this gaudy piece of trash, like the worst kid on the soccer team at the pizza party after a 0-15 season.
Where are they burying Cheney? No reason. Just curious.
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Where are they burying Cheney? No reason. Just curious.
“Tell me about this thing you and Vlad were saying where you replace all your organs and live forever.”
“Yeah uhhh. Maybe later dude.”
“Yeah uhhh. Maybe later dude.”
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“Tell me about this thing you and Vlad were saying where you replace all your organs and live forever.”
“Yeah uhhh. Maybe later dude.”
“Yeah uhhh. Maybe later dude.”
Duolingo chooses to do some weird stuff with this owl thing.
October 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Duolingo chooses to do some weird stuff with this owl thing.
One of the punk geriatrics who lives in my mom’s retirement community has a shirt that says,
“The Epstein Files are Not in Chicago”
and I now have a goal for my golden years.
“The Epstein Files are Not in Chicago”
and I now have a goal for my golden years.
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
One of the punk geriatrics who lives in my mom’s retirement community has a shirt that says,
“The Epstein Files are Not in Chicago”
and I now have a goal for my golden years.
“The Epstein Files are Not in Chicago”
and I now have a goal for my golden years.
Reposted by Adrian Wenner
From Feb 4th 1939
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
From Feb 4th 1939
Ahh sports. What fun.
September 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Ahh sports. What fun.
Today is happening and @cnn.com is full of lunar eclipse news and a “best vacuum” article.
Just one of many shameful dereliction of duties from our “free” press.
Just one of many shameful dereliction of duties from our “free” press.
September 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Today is happening and @cnn.com is full of lunar eclipse news and a “best vacuum” article.
Just one of many shameful dereliction of duties from our “free” press.
Just one of many shameful dereliction of duties from our “free” press.
Great. I’m « I can’t figure out how to get my smart tv to play anything but two teenager dorks playing nba2k against each other online « old.
August 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Great. I’m « I can’t figure out how to get my smart tv to play anything but two teenager dorks playing nba2k against each other online « old.
Is it just me or is this worm’s head tic getting more and more pronounced?
It’s like he’s fighting with all his might not to do a nazi salute at the end of every sentence.
It’s like he’s fighting with all his might not to do a nazi salute at the end of every sentence.
Stephen Miller: "All these demonstrators that you've seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they're not part of the city and never have been ... we're gonna ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old."
August 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is it just me or is this worm’s head tic getting more and more pronounced?
It’s like he’s fighting with all his might not to do a nazi salute at the end of every sentence.
It’s like he’s fighting with all his might not to do a nazi salute at the end of every sentence.
New plan. Check into a small B&B in Scotland and play this game until I die of natural causes.
Tiny Bookshop review – a truly cosy escape made with readers in mind
Real titles from Shakespeare to John Green line the shelves of your seaside shop in a rhythmic, mellow management simulator worth relaxing into
www.theguardian.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New plan. Check into a small B&B in Scotland and play this game until I die of natural causes.
He literally applauded Vladimir Putin upon arrival.
August 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
He literally applauded Vladimir Putin upon arrival.
I only hope our vice sofa-spooger now realizes the creative ways his food is being defiled by the people who are forced to serve him.
Meanwhile in Oxfordshire, UK....
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Staff Mutiny Forces Pub to Turn Away JD Vance
The vice president had reportedly attempted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, weeks after the venue hosted Kamala Harris.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I only hope our vice sofa-spooger now realizes the creative ways his food is being defiled by the people who are forced to serve him.
Okay you demented cockwomble, let us time you at the “flexed arm hang”
Trump revives Presidential Fitness Test
President Donald Trump signed an executive order reinstating the national fitness assessment, which was sunset during the Obama administration.
www.nbcnews.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Okay you demented cockwomble, let us time you at the “flexed arm hang”
Stay away from any fifth floor windows, Ghis.
Ghislaine Maxwell to meet with justice department official about Jeffrey Epstein case – live
Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s close associate, is serving a 20-year prison sentence for sex trafficking in Tallahassee, Florida
www.theguardian.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Stay away from any fifth floor windows, Ghis.
If she didn’t currently think she was a chicken, I bet she’d really be regretting volunteering at that show.
Jennifer Aniston Is Dating Hypnotist Jim Curtis
Jennifer Aniston—who was previously married to Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux—is dating Jim Curtis, a hypnotist and wellness coach.
www.eonline.com
July 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If she didn’t currently think she was a chicken, I bet she’d really be regretting volunteering at that show.
Whenever espn does their 50 states in 50 days I’m reminded that the vast majority of states suck.
July 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Whenever espn does their 50 states in 50 days I’m reminded that the vast majority of states suck.
He literally follows up an attack on the reporter for wasting time on a trivial matter like Epstein with a cabinet vote on redecorating
Wow -- Trump jumps in to try to shut down a reporter who attempts to ask Pam Bondi about the missing minute in the Epstein jailhouse tape
July 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He literally follows up an attack on the reporter for wasting time on a trivial matter like Epstein with a cabinet vote on redecorating
… in Door County Wisconsin?
July 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
… in Door County Wisconsin?