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A Drunk Cone.
@adrunkcone.bsky.social
Quit your job.
Move to the Wilderness.
Learn the banjo.
Serenade the Foxes.
I played a single player game past 3am, does that count?
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I will say floof collar. hood makes it more difficult to remove your helm when inside (which any knight should do! it's like taking off your hat).
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Looks like the hot orc shoe is on the other foot...
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm about 80% sure that Travis is going wind up in full "Cats" cosplay in the future.
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
well, you know my favorite saying: "Only thing worse than getting old is not getting old"

Do try to enjoy your next ride around the sun.

Sincerly,
A man going to be 39 in less than a week.
June 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pretty much the moment the guy saw that he was on camera (0:15), he aimed and fired at them.
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They would be a top tier nature conservationist, Like Teddy Roosevelt.
May 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
is that Penelope out in front. LFG!
February 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wohoo! Welcome, Critter!

Are you starting from Campaign 1 (Vox Machina)?
February 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ha! yes, it probably does. Though that's usually my line when I'm trying to pick up single mimics at the local tavern.
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Twitch watching your stream for "sexual themes".
a man in a rhinos jersey stands on a field
ALT: a man in a rhinos jersey stands on a field
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January 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I don't particularly like the cold, but I tend to be a little more productive. I tend to actively fight the cold by moving.
January 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yes.

For the dragon types.
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I stopped listening to him. Seriously, I am actively trying to forget the sound of his voice. All his statements can come to me in text/written form if he MUST, but otherwise I don't give a damn.
January 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Enamel pins seem to be the better option for you then.
January 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
oh, good! someone else noticed it too! I thought it was me becoming a cranky old cone.
January 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"As a friendly reminder,"

*WITH A PICTURE OF A WALL OF FIRE*

I think you can afford a little unfriendliness.
January 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM