I set a tortilla on fire today

Educated my parents about Vermin Supreme and government mandated ponies today

I spent $500 on a mobile game on accident last night and google refused to refund me I'm about to get so high I commit a war crime wish me luck :D

Chris Chan could run the Dashcon ball pit like it was the fucking navy

Just took more than recommend dose of Nyqil I hope I see the Nightman 🥰

What does the H in "Jesus H. Christ mean

I don't understand hobby horsing

For Real!!!!

Currently one mental breakdown away from barking at random dogs I see in public

Over the last month I've gotten about 15 serious job offers and Idk how I feel about turning them all down. On one hand it's a great feeling to be so highly sought after in this industry but I'm in so much pain I physically cannot. I will lose my mind tho if I leave the industry entirely forever :/

:3