Tough tiger I'd love to change.

"win the midterms"? I marvel at the Americans who still believe the Orange Felon will allow the midterms to even happen, or to respect the true results if he does permit them to happen. Americans have been sleepwalking into disaster for a decade now. The results of this carelessness are now clear.

What is your ideal boyfriend like, Ben? :)

You gangster you.

WSJ is often staffed by many conservative apologist clowns who worship at the altar of a version of capitalism that they imagine could never harm Earth or people. That they are calling this out is indeed at least a little impressive.

Hot boy

#Cuddleworthy

Can I just smash myself up against your thicc thighs instead?

Cutie pie

You do indeed look pretty thicc Ben.

Did Trump write his missive in crayon?

Can I come change you? 😘😘🔥

Adorable.

McConnell should be in prison.

Those lovely cakes and pies they can smell from the corner bakery. And how their hemorrhoids are doing each day.

Too adorable.

Adorable.