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aeiouyandw
@aeiouyandw.bsky.social
Amateur barista, novice Swiftie, yoga teacher (hopefully) coming out of my Dunning-Kruger valley of despair, geriatric millennial, late blooming lesbian, late recognized audhd, 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️, gradually moving in a leftward direction
At goodwill browsing bins of records and thanks to Effie and Zebulon Mucklewain, I’m pausing on all the ones that mention Jesus…
May 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The producers of Next Level Chef are cowards and could have a much better show if they really leaned into the source idea for the show. This is like my Roman Empire lately, I think about it way too much.
March 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wondering what season of Tournament of Champions we’ll get to before we have chefs saying “I loved using the BrandName randomizer item! Everyone needs one of these” and there’s like a QR code to scan to get 10% off if you order before the next episode comes out or something…
March 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m signing up for an increasing number of social media things (90% of which I’ll probably abandon in a month) kind of like I remember doing during the downfall of livejournal. It’s complicated by the fact that I am not tech savvy enough to understand the fediverse…
January 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Did anyone 🏴‍☠️The Edge of Sleep before it disappeared? Asking for… a friend… who doesn’t know anything about that kind of thing… 🫣
January 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I hope it makes any sense when I say I’ve been having a very “wearing my glasses is overwhelming” kind of week
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Is Crimescene Kitchen copaganda?
November 24, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Nobody tells you that when you’re recovering from a long depressive episode/burnout, the long list of what you didn’t/couldn’t do hits you like a ton of bricks at random times.
November 11, 2024 at 3:08 PM
If I knew anything about video editing, I’d put Karnak’s monologue about free will and “an abandoned warehouse called time” from Ride the Cyclone over clips from The Stanley Parable. Alas…
June 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I’m almost done relistening to Magnus Archives and I can’t believe how much I missed the first time. Not even talking about the major overarching plot lines, just some episodes I don’t remember listening to at all. I somehow missed a lot about Agnes Montague and Gertrude Robinson, for example…
May 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
To anyone that listens to The Magnus Archives (and spoilers if you haven’t yet please ignore): does it make sense to wonder if The Desolation is what you’d get if The Hunt and The Slaughter had a baby? Like combining the violence and pursuit of a victim?
May 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM
tfw you forget to check regular boba on your order so it’s just milk tea with jellies ☹️
January 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Food delivery people put the bags outside the trajectory of the screen door challenge 2024
January 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I’m amazed that in 2024 there are people who have idle your car while you run into the convenience store money. That seems like some 90s behavior. I could never.
January 3, 2024 at 12:10 PM
My cat is adorably curled up leaning against me where I’m sitting, it would be illegal to move and disrupt him especially because he’s so cozy, and he just farted on me the nastiest cat fart I’ve ever experienced. I might be going to cat jail soon…
December 19, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Tired: going to bed
Wired: going back to sleep when you don’t have to wake up yet

Possible life hack: convince myself that I’m not going to bed, I’m just going back to sleep. Something about that feels very relaxed, very self care, whereas going to bed feels rigid and punitive.
December 14, 2023 at 2:59 PM
I had a miscommunication/misunderstanding the other day about flexibility and hypermobility and I can’t stop thinking about it and how I want to passive aggressively post about it on facebook so I’m posting about it here where nobody knows me in real life
November 17, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Have you ever thought that you were fine and handling everything or whatever then you get a really good night of sleep and rethink your whole life? No? Just me?
November 15, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Trying to think of a name for my potential yoga business (because that’s the most important part, right? /s) someone please tell me not to call it grippy socks yoga…
November 13, 2023 at 10:50 AM
I don’t know why it took so long to normalize, but text confirmation for doctor appointments is the best. If I miss the text and don’t reply they still call but otherwise it saves everyone a phone call. I’d rather they work on more important office stuff and also I hate answering the phone. Win win.
November 9, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Is it possible that doing something with playfulness and whimsy is taking it seriously? Does taking something seriously mean you have to act formal and straight faced and emotionless? How could you tell when playfulness crosses the line into disrespect?
November 8, 2023 at 5:34 PM
I know that if I’m awake before everyone else and have a good amount of time to myself I have a better day, yet nighttime me can’t seem to remember this and go to bed early enough to give that to morning me. This might be something to journal about.
November 8, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Watching my daughter in her swim lesson and remembering seeing the older women in their water aerobics class when we used to go to the y, I’m wondering what I’ve been doing all of my adult life not taking a swim class. Why did I think I had to wait for retirement age?
November 7, 2023 at 9:39 PM