OMFG, I have to send you your hat!!

This comes at a perfect time, as work bestie was asking me about stuff I listened to back in the day and I was crowing about female folk singers. Take a wild guess where he went to undergrad? This will be shared immediately.

Good riddance to him - get the fuck outta my city.

God love your mother, I'm glad I don't have to. ;)

And YAY MAYOR! YAYOR, as it were. :D

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

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Those ears are a work of art.

Godamighty, I hope you are right, my friend. 🙏

I've been excited for a lot of elections before, but boy howdy, I cannot WAIT to vote today!!

It was the best of times!

Reasonable follow up questions don't seem to be a thing that exist with a lot of members of the press right now, darth. So disappointing!

I picked him up for a bye week sub since the Bucs are off. 40 fantasy points out of him, and somehow they’re still gonna lose?!

To be fair, they felt like the Guards with as many of our former players as they have!

<growls in Cleveland> (and in Democrat)

If I ever get to see that happen, you’re gonna have to mop me up. It will be UGLY cryin’ fer sure.