Alyssa
@aekaitz.bsky.social
Does having a job make me a professional? Millennial mom of 2 trying to survive
To my two year old: hey buddy, be a pal!
Toddler: “I don’t want to be a pal, I want to be a banana”
Toddler: “I don’t want to be a pal, I want to be a banana”
December 22, 2023 at 6:48 PM
To my two year old: hey buddy, be a pal!
Toddler: “I don’t want to be a pal, I want to be a banana”
Toddler: “I don’t want to be a pal, I want to be a banana”
Kids are asleep, husband is at a holiday party, so mom is going to…eat soup, drink oj, and fall asleep watching Bruce Willis kill bad guys cuz she’s sick af
December 10, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Kids are asleep, husband is at a holiday party, so mom is going to…eat soup, drink oj, and fall asleep watching Bruce Willis kill bad guys cuz she’s sick af
Kids toys today are really something…
November 29, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Kids toys today are really something…
My husband and I are so boring. I just looked at him excitedly and said “Oh I joined a new Facebook group for ninja creami recipes.” And then he started telling me about a tik tok he watched on how to make better mashed potatoes.
November 22, 2023 at 2:12 AM
My husband and I are so boring. I just looked at him excitedly and said “Oh I joined a new Facebook group for ninja creami recipes.” And then he started telling me about a tik tok he watched on how to make better mashed potatoes.
A renaissance faire is actually medieval and fantasy. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 20, 2023 at 3:37 PM
A renaissance faire is actually medieval and fantasy. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
How do the rugs in the rug cleaning tik toks get so dirty?
November 3, 2023 at 11:42 PM
How do the rugs in the rug cleaning tik toks get so dirty?