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Aermelon
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Who keeps stealing my name >:(
This random internet voice says: I'm glad you're doing what's good for you. Best of luck to you!
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Haha look at this idiot (affectionate)
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
AND its actually super ugly?
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wow I can't believe Professor Layton fuckin died.
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I love them so much.
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I miss Blaseball.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Its scaring one more.
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Yet another product failing to realize the good flavor is butterSCOTCH, not butter period.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I really quite miss the smaller videos, 4 hours means I'm probably never gonna start it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by Aermelon
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bruh, if you're demanding I remove shoes and belts before stuffing me into the smallest possible space you can you bet your ass I'm showing up in slippers and sweatpants. Make air travel nice again and THEN we can talk about getting business casual about it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Legitimately exciting, I can't believe how thoroughly I've been sucked into these plastic tops.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
As someone that doesn't watch the movies, I am thoroughly confused because I thought it was always canon that James "007" Bond was a code name given to multiple agents over the years.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Funding MUST come through by tomorrow, or else the judge will say "c'moooon, please do it?"
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The collection grows!
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Can confirm. Also an additional data point, the third cat that is barely tolerating the nonsense the other two get up to.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A good starting point for me is looking up my dear old friend the Rainbow Sponge Lady over on YouTube and envisioning myself having the absolute undying love and joy she has for her sponges. It encourages me to put the same energy into something in my life.
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Switch 2 upgrade pack for the shirt available later.
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
YES all those amazing crafter and gatherer outfits are no longer completely useless!
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Absolutely incredible, thank you Ben this is amazing.
October 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM