i vote for the (step) father (pseudo) incest 💀

i really hope this made sense bc i just winged it (as usual) 💀

me too!!! ive been in such a slump lately and following along ur adventures prompts really inspired me to just write 💖

but his brain just wouldn’t function properly in her presence. Her beauty was utterly distracting.

So he said the first thing that came to mind:

“Dance with me”

And to his surprise she said:

“Okay.”

Lucius still seemed to find the whole thing amusing and just said “Good Luck son, you’ll need it.” And left to join the Minister.

Draco turned back to Granger, who was watching him intently, like he was a puzzle she was trying to solve. He knew he should be embarrassed by his behaviour,

he was accompanied by a person with Level 1 security clearance. That person happens to be Ms Granger.”

“Oh.” was all Draco managed to reply.

The Minister grinned and clapped Draco on the shoulder before excusing himself.

Draco had the grace to look chagrined when he apologised to his father,

he said firmly, and Draco wanted to interrupt but the Minister raised his hand to stop him and continued. “Mr. Malfoy is here on my request as he is lending me his expertise on a personal matter, however due to his house arrest he was not permitted to attend unless

but before she could hex him the Minister intervened.

“Draco, I admire that you take your duty as Auror seriously, and that you would even arrest your own father to keep the wizarding world safe. But I assure you that Mr. Malfoy isn’t up to something, and that Ms. Granger is perfectly safe.”

him, scolding him for jumping to conclusions, about not trusting her judgement, and meddling in something he had no business meddling in.

Draco barely paid attention to her scolding, she was just too beautiful and distracting. He hadn’t realised that he’d said so out loud when she growled,

“No, I’m saying my father doesn’t do anything without ulterior motive. He’s up to something sinister and I’m rescuing you from him. You should be thankful.”

His father was actually fully laughing now, and Draco wanted to hex him. But he never got the chance because Granger immediately started in on

“Oh, I see.” she said, but Draco didn’t so he asked her to clarify.

“You’re saying that I’m not good enough to be on the arm of a Malfoy unless I’m a useful pawn in their scheme?!” her voice had risen an octave, and he noticed belatedly that her hair had come undone and sparkled with magic.

“My father would never accompany you to this absolutely dull Christmas ball unless he had ulterior motives and blackmailed you.”

His father snorted again, and this time Draco turned to fix him with a glare so he would shut up. When he looked back at Granger she looked pissed.

he answered not taking his eyes off of her.

Next to him he heard his father snort.

“Are you,” Granger paused seemingly unable to comprehend his logic, “implying that the sole basis of your arrest is me?”

“Obviously.” Draco rolled his eyes

I am doing my duty and job as an Auror and arresting him. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll just take him to a holding cell.”

Granger apparently was not willing to accept this. “And what evidence do you have to support these claims?” she asked archly.

“I’m looking at the evidence right now.”

God’s he loved an assertive woman, and she was the most assertive of them all. But he wouldn’t be distracted - not even by her.

“It appears that my father has reverted to his old ways, and used blackmail to insert himself into the current government, with the intention of overthrowning it.

you later rely on in court”.

He noticed Granger’s jaw drop in shock, the Minister looked utterly baffled, but to his amazement his father just looked amused.

“Malfoy!” Granger snapped, “What on earth are you playing at?! Explain yourself right now!”

Unperturbed, and without any tact whatsoever, he interrupted the Minister mid sentence: “Father, you’re under arrest for blackmail and conspiracy to overthrow the government. You don’t have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which