Living the dream

Well if I do, I will probably have one of those obnoxious cigars, as there is a good bit of Smokiness to this scotch.

I may be thinking about diapers while running, but wearing them while running is hell.

Do backshots not count? :P

More patience than me. On the second day I would have put them under running water and water boarded them.

I’m good, it is just sad seeing a now empty lobby when not even 8 hours ago it was filled with all sorts of colourful people

I feel like they don’t need to wait for closing ceremony to be over. 🤔

Buc-ee’s apron. Interesting fashion choice

That is the romantic ending, in the “failed to romance” ending he takes both.

At the end of it you wake up in a bathtub missing a kidney.

Dork!

They weren’t kidding about that best buy date.

Coffee is one of those things we consume that can affect our urine. Since it is a diuretic (and some cases laxative) you will need to pee. If you haven’t been consuming enough water, you will probably smell it or your urine will be so concentrated you will develop a rash.