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Thinking man’s Triga. Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.
Expect kinkiness, geekiness, irreverence, interjections, hyperbole, litotes, inanity, and lust.
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Expect kinkiness, geekiness, irreverence, interjections, hyperbole, litotes, inanity, and lust.
I’ve […]
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The parable of the Emperor with no clothes wasn’t an indictment of the Emperor, the child, or even the swindler who sold the Emperor sweet fuck all.
It was an indictment of the Emperor’s court who didn’t call out his bullshit.
It was an indictment of the Emperor’s court who didn’t call out his bullshit.
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The parable of the Emperor with no clothes wasn’t an indictment of the Emperor, the child, or even the swindler who sold the Emperor sweet fuck all.
It was an indictment of the Emperor’s court who didn’t call out his bullshit.
It was an indictment of the Emperor’s court who didn’t call out his bullshit.
Booked a 04:30 Bolt. 🥺
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Booked a 04:30 Bolt. 🥺
The more I think on the #ukpol push to ban under-16s from social media I think that I’m convinced problem is “the algorithm”.
I had access to porn at a very young age, but it wasn’t foisted upon me (barring the odd goatse link) in a continual scroll situation. When you finished reading your […]
I had access to porn at a very young age, but it wasn’t foisted upon me (barring the odd goatse link) in a continual scroll situation. When you finished reading your […]
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January 21, 2026 at 7:57 AM
The more I think on the #ukpol push to ban under-16s from social media I think that I’m convinced problem is “the algorithm”.
I had access to porn at a very young age, but it wasn’t foisted upon me (barring the odd goatse link) in a continual scroll situation. When you finished reading your […]
I had access to porn at a very young age, but it wasn’t foisted upon me (barring the odd goatse link) in a continual scroll situation. When you finished reading your […]
critical path (n), the order to do things as defined by Andrew; otherwise suffer his criticism
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
critical path (n), the order to do things as defined by Andrew; otherwise suffer his criticism
I was going to go to Barry’s but they have no hot water and absolutely not. I will not do HIIT for an hour and be faced with a Sophie’s Choice of sweaty & gross tram ride or a cold shower.
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I was going to go to Barry’s but they have no hot water and absolutely not. I will not do HIIT for an hour and be faced with a Sophie’s Choice of sweaty & gross tram ride or a cold shower.
RE: https://eupolicy.social/@jmaris/115928205853911855
I want a sovereign payment system where electronic payments can’t be derailed by the United States, its puritan payment processors, or its sanction régime.
I want a sovereign payment system where electronic payments can’t be derailed by the United States, its puritan payment processors, or its sanction régime.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
RE: https://eupolicy.social/@jmaris/115928205853911855
I want a sovereign payment system where electronic payments can’t be derailed by the United States, its puritan payment processors, or its sanction régime.
I want a sovereign payment system where electronic payments can’t be derailed by the United States, its puritan payment processors, or its sanction régime.
If the Teams Voicemail had the Millennial pause it wouldn't cut off the first half a second of its automated greeting. #justsaying
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
If the Teams Voicemail had the Millennial pause it wouldn't cut off the first half a second of its automated greeting. #justsaying
My Ōura ring tracked my 2 hour talk about RDF representation of 6 different data types as Housework, tagging the session as metabolic benefit.
I guess I talk with my hands. 🫠
I guess I talk with my hands. 🫠
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
My Ōura ring tracked my 2 hour talk about RDF representation of 6 different data types as Housework, tagging the session as metabolic benefit.
I guess I talk with my hands. 🫠
I guess I talk with my hands. 🫠
Club DJs are like "goddamn, I cropped that sample perfectly. I'm going to play it on a loop for 3 minutes as an intro to my tenuous remix of a classic pop song so people can marvel at my skillz."
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Club DJs are like "goddamn, I cropped that sample perfectly. I'm going to play it on a loop for 3 minutes as an intro to my tenuous remix of a classic pop song so people can marvel at my skillz."
That’s it. My mute terms now include FOSS discourse subjects.
January 20, 2026 at 9:32 AM
That’s it. My mute terms now include FOSS discourse subjects.
Verso has entered the chat.
January 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Verso has entered the chat.
Help. My executive function is throwing a temper tantrum.
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Help. My executive function is throwing a temper tantrum.
I have unsubscribed from every Confluence email available to unsubscribe from, but I still got a fucking 2025 Recap email.
Die Atlassian, die.
Die Atlassian, die.
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January 19, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I have unsubscribed from every Confluence email available to unsubscribe from, but I still got a fucking 2025 Recap email.
Die Atlassian, die.
Die Atlassian, die.
Signing support tickets off with “Faithfully,” when telling the users PEBKAC with the politest, patient, and precise explanation on how to fix their issues.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Signing support tickets off with “Faithfully,” when telling the users PEBKAC with the politest, patient, and precise explanation on how to fix their issues.
Roasts are overrated. Tragically overrated. Especially English ones.
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Roasts are overrated. Tragically overrated. Especially English ones.
Disenfranchisement for Brits who stand in bus shelters with their umbrella up.
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Disenfranchisement for Brits who stand in bus shelters with their umbrella up.
The horrible realization that actually changing email addresses and not just starting a new place to collect email is hella hard.
I’ve had my Gmail since it was invite only. I make a tepid prank call from a payphone to a stranger on behest of another stranger to get it many years ago.
I’ve had my Gmail since it was invite only. I make a tepid prank call from a payphone to a stranger on behest of another stranger to get it many years ago.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
The horrible realization that actually changing email addresses and not just starting a new place to collect email is hella hard.
I’ve had my Gmail since it was invite only. I make a tepid prank call from a payphone to a stranger on behest of another stranger to get it many years ago.
I’ve had my Gmail since it was invite only. I make a tepid prank call from a payphone to a stranger on behest of another stranger to get it many years ago.
Reminder to Mancunians: Derby day tomorrow, kickoff at 12:30.
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Reminder to Mancunians: Derby day tomorrow, kickoff at 12:30.
"I don't hold a grudge. I'm happy for [them]. That said, several people involved if specifically named in trolly problem scenarios would make me deviate from my otherwise utilitarian approach to morality."
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
"I don't hold a grudge. I'm happy for [them]. That said, several people involved if specifically named in trolly problem scenarios would make me deviate from my otherwise utilitarian approach to morality."
Passkeys and physical security keys are still dog shit. Corporate IT also are making them intentionally shit too.
Why won’t the LCD-target from Corporate Infosec have a “knows what they’re doing, they have strong opinions about toe socks” exemption from some of their most stupid processes?
Why won’t the LCD-target from Corporate Infosec have a “knows what they’re doing, they have strong opinions about toe socks” exemption from some of their most stupid processes?
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Passkeys and physical security keys are still dog shit. Corporate IT also are making them intentionally shit too.
Why won’t the LCD-target from Corporate Infosec have a “knows what they’re doing, they have strong opinions about toe socks” exemption from some of their most stupid processes?
Why won’t the LCD-target from Corporate Infosec have a “knows what they’re doing, they have strong opinions about toe socks” exemption from some of their most stupid processes?
Help! My role is going very strategic very quickly. I’m thrilled but I’m slowly going to have to say goodbye to a lot of hands on work.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Help! My role is going very strategic very quickly. I’m thrilled but I’m slowly going to have to say goodbye to a lot of hands on work.
The bit of Ghosts of Tsushima when lovable inept rogue sake merchant, Kenji, convinces our hero Jin to hide in a sake barrel to discover where raided foods go, the detailed quips are great.
Jin, as he is getting into the barrel: “this barrel smells like your breath.”
Kenji “it didn’t empty […]
Jin, as he is getting into the barrel: “this barrel smells like your breath.”
Kenji “it didn’t empty […]
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dataare.cool
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The bit of Ghosts of Tsushima when lovable inept rogue sake merchant, Kenji, convinces our hero Jin to hide in a sake barrel to discover where raided foods go, the detailed quips are great.
Jin, as he is getting into the barrel: “this barrel smells like your breath.”
Kenji “it didn’t empty […]
Jin, as he is getting into the barrel: “this barrel smells like your breath.”
Kenji “it didn’t empty […]
Anyone have any tips on filing a delay repay appeal with XC? They rejected my claim because they think I wanted to take the journey I put into their systems. The second of four trains was theirs and +22 which made me miss my connection, which added 53 minutes to my journey.
I filled in the text […]
I filled in the text […]
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dataare.cool
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Anyone have any tips on filing a delay repay appeal with XC? They rejected my claim because they think I wanted to take the journey I put into their systems. The second of four trains was theirs and +22 which made me miss my connection, which added 53 minutes to my journey.
I filled in the text […]
I filled in the text […]
As Warrington slowly subsumes all lands west and south of Greater Manchester, the newly created Senedd of Warrington debates the official languages of Warrington.
Proposals include Welsh, Cornish, and English. Tempers flare when the Warrington (Funchal) delegation arrive […]
Proposals include Welsh, Cornish, and English. Tempers flare when the Warrington (Funchal) delegation arrive […]
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dataare.cool
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
As Warrington slowly subsumes all lands west and south of Greater Manchester, the newly created Senedd of Warrington debates the official languages of Warrington.
Proposals include Welsh, Cornish, and English. Tempers flare when the Warrington (Funchal) delegation arrive […]
Proposals include Welsh, Cornish, and English. Tempers flare when the Warrington (Funchal) delegation arrive […]
No, you have a template to send to iOS app support teams asking them to adopt the EventKitUI framework minimizing calendar access permissions, asking for them to permit me to grant write-only access to their application.
(For the record it is […]
(For the record it is […]
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January 14, 2026 at 8:59 AM
No, you have a template to send to iOS app support teams asking them to adopt the EventKitUI framework minimizing calendar access permissions, asking for them to permit me to grant write-only access to their application.
(For the record it is […]
(For the record it is […]