Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody)
@afauci.bsky.social
I Am Science | COVID SARS CoV-2 Creator | Pardoned | Parody | Not a Pangolin | He/They
Your 13th COVID shot is the most important, but don’t stop now!
Even though COVID isn’t much of a threat to most of the planet, keep getting your boosters please.
PS - I bought shares of Pfizer and Moderna in 2019.
Even though COVID isn’t much of a threat to most of the planet, keep getting your boosters please.
PS - I bought shares of Pfizer and Moderna in 2019.
December 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Your 13th COVID shot is the most important, but don’t stop now!
Even though COVID isn’t much of a threat to most of the planet, keep getting your boosters please.
PS - I bought shares of Pfizer and Moderna in 2019.
Even though COVID isn’t much of a threat to most of the planet, keep getting your boosters please.
PS - I bought shares of Pfizer and Moderna in 2019.
I am cheering for the Mariners because of how many people in Seattle got quadruple vaccinated for COVID.
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I am cheering for the Mariners because of how many people in Seattle got quadruple vaccinated for COVID.
Our studies actually show no less suffering or time off of work due to taking the vaccine.
But the statistics on death…that’s where the it spikes due to the vaccine. Very scary!
But, wear a mask! It helps us all.
But the statistics on death…that’s where the it spikes due to the vaccine. Very scary!
But, wear a mask! It helps us all.
October 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Our studies actually show no less suffering or time off of work due to taking the vaccine.
But the statistics on death…that’s where the it spikes due to the vaccine. Very scary!
But, wear a mask! It helps us all.
But the statistics on death…that’s where the it spikes due to the vaccine. Very scary!
But, wear a mask! It helps us all.
Perfect! Our plan is coming together splendidly!
Mainstream media is pushing the vaccine/boosters again, which means…
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!
Mainstream media is pushing the vaccine/boosters again, which means…
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Perfect! Our plan is coming together splendidly!
Mainstream media is pushing the vaccine/boosters again, which means…
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!
Mainstream media is pushing the vaccine/boosters again, which means…
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!
George, since I Am Science, I just want to clarify that the Measles vaccine worked unlike the COVID vaccine which really didn’t do much at all.
March 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
George, since I Am Science, I just want to clarify that the Measles vaccine worked unlike the COVID vaccine which really didn’t do much at all.