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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 1h

be safe. don't get shot.

The Last Mile with USAID @thelastmileusaid.bsky.social · 2h

There is no single way to resist; only the courage to invent one. 👍

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 1h

twatus americanus.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 1h

Trump picks a fight with two jungle countries and then stops paying troops.

I said, 'fuck no' when Panama came up in 87, and landed in dry heat. Very best part of the desert is less livestock and smaller man-eating bugs.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 1h

First of all, has the whole syphilis thing been corrected at Rutgers? Did a talk there, and learned it was like ground zero.

Microwaved my hands. Fuck.

Anywho we're antifa AF here. No petitions needed.

If Bray won't stand up as antifa, he may wanna change his nickname next time.

Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 4h

"A rival petition began circulating Sunday, calling on the Rutgers chapter of TPUSA to be disbanded, accusing it of inciting violence. As of today, that petition had several hundred more signatures than the petition calling for Dr. Bray’s firing..."

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/n...

Rutgers Expert on Antifa Flees to Spain After Receiving Death Threats

www.nytimes.com

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 2h

Hunt for Red October.

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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not doing what he says. Fuck him.

A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 2h

I'm not doing what he says. Fuck him.

Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 10h

He just said it. 100% unironically and unmistakably.

“We took the freedom of speech away.”

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 2h

Exactly right.

There is always light/
If only we're
Brave enough
To see it
If only we're
Brave enough
To be it.

By Amanda Gorman

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 2h

I'm not doing what he says. Fuck him.

Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 10h

He just said it. 100% unironically and unmistakably.

“We took the freedom of speech away.”

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 12h

Right back atchya 💋

CNN, 8 hours ago: Trump to cities: Drop dead

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 2h

Fetterman is an imbecile.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 3h

they keystone pipeline turned out to leak like a sieve.

turns out big oil and the us government fucked over the planet again on that load of shit.

bullshit

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 3h

Speaker Johnson has decided that Arizona's Senate votes don't count?

Speaker Johnson, to protect the felon president has taken it upon himself to eject Arizona from the Union - senatorially, that is.

Johnson will vote for you.

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 7h

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 6h

does barbie have a conscious?

I've assumed until now she wasn't even sentient.

A glam-gollum made up of pithy zingers and put downs I suspect she did it on purpose - how could you not?

Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 8h

Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey”

“Indictmenting is hard," Lindsey Halligan said.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 7h

The Michael Fanone show where this image came from is about as self-serving a piece of garbage as one can muster.

"Smash the 👍, and save humanity" ???

Where's a swerving train when you need one? Just clip the hip...

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 7h

First, get actors who speak no English. Voila!

You've got a shot at Netflix. 😂

butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 7h

If Republicans really r turning against Taco, then is Miller setting up Taco 2 get arrested by telling Taco 2 invoke Insurrection Act so Taco gets arrested n the puppet masters r rid of him? The Hill Dramas, u think Netflix will make a series outta this? The Chicken Wing instead of The West Wing?

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Jen🇺🇸🏴‍☠️ @jen.sheshed.rocks · 9h

Hawk nailed it.. 🤣

FULL STOP 🔥

Holy shit 🤭🤣
#SheShed

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 7h

I looked up Brock Turner.

His victim wrote him a note (In pic)

abcnews.go.com/US/victim-br...

The woman who Brock Turner was convicted of sexually assaulting in 2016 has come forward, not only revealing her real name but also releasing a new memoir.

In the book titled "Know My Name," which she began working on in 2017, Chanel Miller discusses the assault, which occurred after a fraternity party in 2015, The New York Times reported.

In a "60 Minutes" segment to be aired in full Sept. 22, Miller read part of the victim statement that she previously read in court to Turner.

"You don't know me but you've been inside me. In newspapers, my name was 'unconscious, intoxicated woman.' Ten syllables and nothing more than that. I had to force myself to relearn my real name, my identity, to relearn that this is not all that I am, that I am not just a drunk victim at a frat party found behind a dumpster. While you are the all-American swimmer at a top university, innocent until proven guilty with so much at stake. You cannot give me. You cannot give me back the life I had," she read in the clip.

In January 2015, Turner was a 19-year-old freshman and swimmer at Stanford and Miller, then identified only as Jane Doe, was a 22-year-old recent college graduate who went to the party with friends.

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Christine @grameee5.bsky.social · 7h

substack.com/@politicalwi...

Political Witch (@politicalwitch1)

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 8h

@democrats.senate.gov

Why are our senators not demanding that Adelita Grijalva be sworn in at every opportunity?

Too many of you are thinking about keeping your jobs instead of doing it. It's really, really annoying.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 8h

It's a bubble, but *he claims* demand is there.

He's counting all the times stephen miller calls him up, just panting as he strokes to surveillance ideas.

I see no value in AI investments for 2025, so fuck off for 20 or so months.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 8h

Trump broke it.

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 8h

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If America shouted and stomped half as often as we like, and repost, it would be far greater already.

We're only balancing our personal tolerance for what is easiest at the moment. Few have sacrificed beyond becoming a podcaster or blogger as though *that* was the Madame Curie move.

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick saying minimum effort

ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick saying minimum effort

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A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 8h

are we about to hear the Egyptians have been purchased by Kushner and Witless?

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 9h

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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Shane Cleveland Stan @johnokillens.bsky.social · 9h

Sad to say, but at this point in this #ArmedMadhouse 💩🕳️ of a country, the best way to slow down the mass shootings is to get these pitiful lonely incels , who are most of these shooters, laid & high. If u just nutted & are smoking some weed, who feels like going on a shooting spree?!?😂🤔😳

A [rapey] Felon President @afelonpresident.com · 10h

This is bullshit.

Why not actually burn a calorie to fight gun violence?

Politicians are too lazy to research, and source ways to manage violence. The default seems to be streamlining how you can make your life bulletproof.

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