Dave The Halls
@aferaldavid.bsky.social
A star to every wandering bark. He/They
"We've been eating Gamera!"
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"We've been eating Gamera!"
*me at a wine tasting* I am detecting notes of Shaq
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
*me at a wine tasting* I am detecting notes of Shaq
"you can really taste the Shaq in this"
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"you can really taste the Shaq in this"
so in Australia do lizards just wander into houses? I don't live in a country with lizards so I have no idea what protocol is here.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
so in Australia do lizards just wander into houses? I don't live in a country with lizards so I have no idea what protocol is here.
oh right the story is set in December I guess it's a Christmas story more than a Halloween story
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
oh right the story is set in December I guess it's a Christmas story more than a Halloween story
it's like in wrestling when a heel gets cut you know
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
it's like in wrestling when a heel gets cut you know
he should always be made to eat turf
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
he should always be made to eat turf
nothing made me more nervous than him telling everyone Canada would be "cherished" as the 51st state 6 months ago
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
nothing made me more nervous than him telling everyone Canada would be "cherished" as the 51st state 6 months ago
I'm surprised she doesn't get together with Saskatchewan to try and annex James Bay from Manitoba and Ontario
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'm surprised she doesn't get together with Saskatchewan to try and annex James Bay from Manitoba and Ontario
I mean so did Roethlisberger
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I mean so did Roethlisberger
I left the 49ers after what they did to Kapernick so I sort of feel for them
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I left the 49ers after what they did to Kapernick so I sort of feel for them
I was going to tag you to see this until I saw you posted it
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I was going to tag you to see this until I saw you posted it
Had to get one last year for my mom because she thinks he's adorable
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Had to get one last year for my mom because she thinks he's adorable
His mouth is open so you know he is breathing
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
His mouth is open so you know he is breathing
Corbyn has always struck me as the example of someone who's politics are really good but they are a terrible leader
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Corbyn has always struck me as the example of someone who's politics are really good but they are a terrible leader
He stayed in Kingston I think the place where he stayed is still standing
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He stayed in Kingston I think the place where he stayed is still standing
anything Zoe posts about her ferrets is always so healing
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
anything Zoe posts about her ferrets is always so healing