Alan
@aflash79.bsky.social
Captain, Monarch, and 49er, strong supporter of all things 757, sport and music fan. HSH 4/23/25 😍
Alright, I see the vision!
January 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Alright, I see the vision!
Is he crawling yet? If not it sounds like he's close!
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Is he crawling yet? If not it sounds like he's close!
Awww happy birthday little one!
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Awww happy birthday little one!
She legit said she don't be noticing when there's utensils still on the plate. I'm like... Did you eat with a fork? Where tf would it have gone?! Believe it or not, that's not even high on the list of reasons why I left 🤦🏾♂️
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
She legit said she don't be noticing when there's utensils still on the plate. I'm like... Did you eat with a fork? Where tf would it have gone?! Believe it or not, that's not even high on the list of reasons why I left 🤦🏾♂️
My ex! Her goofy ass would go to throw away her paper plate and forget to check for silverware. I used to have to go look in the trash after she ate routinely 🤦🏾♂️
January 1, 2026 at 10:46 AM
My ex! Her goofy ass would go to throw away her paper plate and forget to check for silverware. I used to have to go look in the trash after she ate routinely 🤦🏾♂️
Happy new year friend!
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Happy new year friend!
Why don't you like this!?
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Why don't you like this!?
You deserve every great year you get!
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You deserve every great year you get!
Please do and share it with the world every time!
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Please do and share it with the world every time!
I hope you feel better soon friend!
December 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I hope you feel better soon friend!
Reposted by Alan
Because why does anyone need to be a billionaire?
What motivates you to think that having that much money, especially when you hoard it or spend it excessively & frivolously, is fulfilling?
Especially when you see how messed up the world is.
I HAVE to believe something is wrong with you. 2/2
What motivates you to think that having that much money, especially when you hoard it or spend it excessively & frivolously, is fulfilling?
Especially when you see how messed up the world is.
I HAVE to believe something is wrong with you. 2/2
September 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Because why does anyone need to be a billionaire?
What motivates you to think that having that much money, especially when you hoard it or spend it excessively & frivolously, is fulfilling?
Especially when you see how messed up the world is.
I HAVE to believe something is wrong with you. 2/2
What motivates you to think that having that much money, especially when you hoard it or spend it excessively & frivolously, is fulfilling?
Especially when you see how messed up the world is.
I HAVE to believe something is wrong with you. 2/2
That's exactly why I moved south! Lol
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
That's exactly why I moved south! Lol
Well that's good at least lol
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Well that's good at least lol
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I hope you weren't in public
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I hope you weren't in public
True! We're getting better with meal prep. Her gym just shut down so the next step is finding one she feels comfortable with. I've got 35 pounds I want to lose so I've got farther to go than she does. I can't wait til it warms up so we can go walking again
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
True! We're getting better with meal prep. Her gym just shut down so the next step is finding one she feels comfortable with. I've got 35 pounds I want to lose so I've got farther to go than she does. I can't wait til it warms up so we can go walking again
The one and only reason I want my wife to lose this baby weight is so that she's comfortable allowing me to pick her up again. No more of this "I'm too heavy now" bs lol
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The one and only reason I want my wife to lose this baby weight is so that she's comfortable allowing me to pick her up again. No more of this "I'm too heavy now" bs lol