✨beef squashed✨

The delegates from Panama and Denmark have rescinded their previous comments and are besties again.

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"ALL TALK, NO TROUSERS"
"ALL THEY HAVE DONE IS STOOD UP, LOOKED PRETTY, SAID A FEW WORDS, AND THEN SAT DOWN"
- Delegate from Denmark

Frustrated that Panama @p-anama.bsky.social, has been operating in bad faith, uncooperative and rehashing old issues.
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🚨The delegate for Panama: 🚨”shut up and get on with it … this is the security council not the sassy council”

…

“The delegate for Panama apologises”

💀

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Speaking to a delegate present at today’s UNSC which will remain anonymous: “Panama needs to chill” .

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👀“some people”👀

In speaking with the delegates for Greece, Denmark and Guyana there seems to be consensus that there a few actors within the UNSC “delaying, delaying, delaying.” With some delegates’ behaviour acting as roadblocks in progress.

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In their latest statement, the delegate for 🇵🇦Panama asks: what does the fox say?

Answer: Anything that lacks substance ( the fox is Fox News )

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EACH OF THESE CITIZENS ARE BEING F*CKED OVER !

Panama says that UNSC countries’ citizens are actively being “f*cked over” as big powers are “hogging” time and dismissing other countries. the countries are “taking their sweet time”.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

A video is circulating online of Chinese president Xi Jinping declaring war on the United States.

Global markets have crashed.

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The Russian federation is open to “pragmatic dialogue”, as it highlights that AWS represent a transformative shift in defence, but has the capacity to undermine international humanitarian law.

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Somalia’s delegate has broken down in tears after targeted harassment via threats of nuclear attack, with the US saying “what will you say after being nuked?” After telling the US that they could leak a list of dead Somali citizens who were killed by American AWS. @ipgchairdownmunder.bsky.social

🚨breaking news🚨
“We will now expel you”

After the USA was asked to clarify their stance on autonomous weapons, provocative journalist @pril27nyt.bsky.social, was threatened with expulsion.

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🚨NOUTES NOUVELLES DE DERNIÈRE 🚨

Une source anonyme crédible révèle que les États-Unis ont menacé à deux reprises de lancer une bombe nucléaire sur la Somalie aujourd’hui, tandis que la Chine ajoute également la Somalie à sa “liste de bombes”.

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Le journaliste en disgrâce de Reuters @pril27nyt.bsky.social, après que des comportements provocateurs répétés aient été efficacement réduits au silence. Cette violation flagrante de la liberté journalistique a été étendue au reste de la salle de rédaction.

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*edit*

🚨BREAKING🚨

Reuters’ journalist @pril27nyt.bsky.social is facing harassment over 5 “breaking news/crisis” posts in noless than 30 minutes. As @betootadmunder25.bsky.social Francesca faces the prospect of being sued over online stalking and harassment.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Reuters’ journalist @pril27nyt.bsky.social is facing harassment over 5 “breaking news/crisis” posts in noless than 30 minutes. As @beetlemoses.bsky.social Francesca faces the prospect of being sued over online stalking and harassment.

Stay tuned
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