Funny thing about this April Fools' piece, a few of my contacts actually thought it was a real product at first glance!

Looks like I might not be too bad at this whole evangelist or product marketing thing!

René Magritte vous fait dire que "Ceci n'est pas un œuf".

We, the French, humbly request a return to “shadow tail.”
To us, “squirrel” sounds less like a word and more like an English trap — carefully engineered to sabotage French pronunciation in public.

3/3 - Let’s be honest: even hypothetically, calling fast food a "quality product" is a bold move. Like calling instant noodles a refined culinary experience. Audacious... but imaginative.

2/3 - That being said, I’m still waiting for someone to explain how the concept of ‘fast food’ could ever belong in the same sentence as "quality product."
And just to be clear — I mean fast food everywhere, not pointing fingers. Mediocrity knows no borders.

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1/3 - Well, the idea of "paying more for quality products" is open to debate. Leonardo da Vinci said that "simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."

I’d gladly invite you to taste my madeleines as a delicious illustration.

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That phone isn’t for you. He’s expected.
The line is open, Neo.
All he has to do is pick up. ☎️🕶️

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🔚 POST FINAL

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🧵 POST 8/9

🗽 Keep the statue.
But give us our name in the credits.
Give us memory with meaning.
Give us liberty without the trademark.

#MakeLibertyGreatAgain #WeAreTheDataset

🧵 POST 7/9

Want to use our culture to train your AI?

🖋 Credit the authors
💶 Share the profits
📩 Ask first

#ConsentIsNotOptional #TrainWithCare

🧵 POST 6/9

Today’s torch isn’t in Liberty’s hand.
It’s in your metadata, your code, your voice.

Don’t let them turn it into a commodity.

#DigitalRights #CodeIsLiberty