literally me “4 pm is my music time, that’s why i never answer when you call in the afternoon” also “yeah this album gets played a lot on the bus/at the gym, that’s why it’s so high on the list”

i am quite literally an auntie two times over, the leopard was in my closet the day i woke up with my first niece

yeah tryna call ‘08/‘09 the early 2000’s is wild work

this convinced me to buy some. i was on the fence because i have leg tattoos and covering them completely is blasphemous but a bitch is COLD

i was 14 lookin at him like “buy ya own presents G, you too old to be complaining like this” mf was PRESSED but was EYE WRONG??????????? NO 🗣️

LMFAAOOOOO 😭😭 literally the story of my life until that man divorced her and bought presents for himself