I am Spotticus
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Puns, Photos, and Interactive Fictionado
I'm having a hard time visiting my friend at the People Come Out Of The Dark With Guns Wanting Your Wallet Apartments.
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm having a hard time visiting my friend at the People Come Out Of The Dark With Guns Wanting Your Wallet Apartments.
He turned his head away as he ripped it in half, knowing full well that the accidental damage warranty did not cover glare and tear.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
He turned his head away as he ripped it in half, knowing full well that the accidental damage warranty did not cover glare and tear.
Hmm, this guy with his fancy poncho and jump boots.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hmm, this guy with his fancy poncho and jump boots.
"Don't worry, I always keep a second butter knife in my boot."
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Don't worry, I always keep a second butter knife in my boot."
"IChocolate, like magic, is rather rare in this universe I'm sad to say. We're only allowed to have a bit of it every eighty pages or so."
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"IChocolate, like magic, is rather rare in this universe I'm sad to say. We're only allowed to have a bit of it every eighty pages or so."
I've never joined the Mile High Club, but I have been delayed at an airport before.
September 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I've never joined the Mile High Club, but I have been delayed at an airport before.
I used to play kazoo, but life got in the way!
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I used to play kazoo, but life got in the way!
I figured this needed to be reposted somewhere!
July 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I figured this needed to be reposted somewhere!
Lehman Cave, in Great Basin National Park
May 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Lehman Cave, in Great Basin National Park
"We have now reached a destination which is farther further beyond what you can ever imagine...
..in fact, imagination gave up two days ago and is going home."
..in fact, imagination gave up two days ago and is going home."
March 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"We have now reached a destination which is farther further beyond what you can ever imagine...
..in fact, imagination gave up two days ago and is going home."
..in fact, imagination gave up two days ago and is going home."
"He was so dangerous they made him wear this pin on his shirt everywhere he went. They called it a broach with caution."
March 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"He was so dangerous they made him wear this pin on his shirt everywhere he went. They called it a broach with caution."
The big van slowed down to park right in front of the drive through right when I tried to leave the coffee shop. "Great, I'm going to be late now. I'm being held up by an armored car."
March 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The big van slowed down to park right in front of the drive through right when I tried to leave the coffee shop. "Great, I'm going to be late now. I'm being held up by an armored car."
The owl eyed man said, "It's the most wondrous thing! Gatsby's cafe claims to serve lunch, and I thought the menus were fake. Turns out nobody can turn the pages from all the pancake syrup."
March 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The owl eyed man said, "It's the most wondrous thing! Gatsby's cafe claims to serve lunch, and I thought the menus were fake. Turns out nobody can turn the pages from all the pancake syrup."
The algorithm has decided I need to know more about gaps today.
March 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The algorithm has decided I need to know more about gaps today.
I made a "--hmm." noise as I walked into the room knowing they would hear it, but be too polite for the next five minutes to ask what it meant.
March 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I made a "--hmm." noise as I walked into the room knowing they would hear it, but be too polite for the next five minutes to ask what it meant.
Coming home and looking at all the half finished cups in the fridge.
"They call me pop
They call me ice tea
They call me jumbo
But I'm a diet
That's not my drink..
That's not my drink.."
"They call me pop
They call me ice tea
They call me jumbo
But I'm a diet
That's not my drink..
That's not my drink.."
February 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Coming home and looking at all the half finished cups in the fridge.
"They call me pop
They call me ice tea
They call me jumbo
But I'm a diet
That's not my drink..
That's not my drink.."
"They call me pop
They call me ice tea
They call me jumbo
But I'm a diet
That's not my drink..
That's not my drink.."
Trying to draw stars in the night sky and find my XP-Pen tablet doesn't reliably recognize if I just tap the screen, only when there is a tap and some motion.
February 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Trying to draw stars in the night sky and find my XP-Pen tablet doesn't reliably recognize if I just tap the screen, only when there is a tap and some motion.
"Hello, my name is Will Went, the ghost who can't predict the future but remembers the past.
If you're ever worried about how something that hasn't will have, afterwards you can ask Will Went about how it did do."
If you're ever worried about how something that hasn't will have, afterwards you can ask Will Went about how it did do."
February 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Hello, my name is Will Went, the ghost who can't predict the future but remembers the past.
If you're ever worried about how something that hasn't will have, afterwards you can ask Will Went about how it did do."
If you're ever worried about how something that hasn't will have, afterwards you can ask Will Went about how it did do."
The algorithm showed me pictures in different phases, first animals in suits, then photomorphed people, then people wearing masks, and finally individuals wearing snake hats.
How did I get from there to here? Must be something to do with lunar newyears.
How did I get from there to here? Must be something to do with lunar newyears.
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The algorithm showed me pictures in different phases, first animals in suits, then photomorphed people, then people wearing masks, and finally individuals wearing snake hats.
How did I get from there to here? Must be something to do with lunar newyears.
How did I get from there to here? Must be something to do with lunar newyears.
First Place prize winner-lighting effects lined up just right!
January 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
First Place prize winner-lighting effects lined up just right!
"Your math powers have no command over me," I said looking down at the defeated mathematician. "Once I discovered philosophy, power no longer was 'solve y for x', it became 'why solve x' at all?"
January 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Your math powers have no command over me," I said looking down at the defeated mathematician. "Once I discovered philosophy, power no longer was 'solve y for x', it became 'why solve x' at all?"
The opposite of unicorn is meanycorn.
December 10, 2024 at 4:31 AM
The opposite of unicorn is meanycorn.
You might think you can hool me once, but I promise you won't hooligan!
December 6, 2024 at 3:26 AM
You might think you can hool me once, but I promise you won't hooligan!
"He was eating all the popcorn and getting in the way of the mystical experience I was having with the film."
December 5, 2024 at 3:23 AM
"He was eating all the popcorn and getting in the way of the mystical experience I was having with the film."