Eva Dentz
@agahsus.bsky.social
drag and drugs 🗣️
Amateur shitposter
Professional dumbass
Amateur shitposter
Professional dumbass
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’d do anything to fuck Liam Gallagher
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’d do anything to fuck Liam Gallagher
My fiance is the type of person to yell “can’t park there!” After someone dies in a car crash. So damn unhelpful and just cruel
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My fiance is the type of person to yell “can’t park there!” After someone dies in a car crash. So damn unhelpful and just cruel
Fuck it, im just gonna say it: I don’t believe C-PTSD is a real condition and if you say you were diagnosed with it, I automatically don’t believe you. Sue me.
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Fuck it, im just gonna say it: I don’t believe C-PTSD is a real condition and if you say you were diagnosed with it, I automatically don’t believe you. Sue me.
I’m going to my psychiatrist appointment drunk. Prolly not the greatest idea
October 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m going to my psychiatrist appointment drunk. Prolly not the greatest idea
Dear god, when will the pain and suffering end?!
October 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Dear god, when will the pain and suffering end?!
I’ll never forget making a twitter for my grandma and she used it to roast me for “never answering the phone” or talking to her.
I’d been at her house earlier that day. Also how the fuck did she find me? My entire profile was legit gibberish
I’d been at her house earlier that day. Also how the fuck did she find me? My entire profile was legit gibberish
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ll never forget making a twitter for my grandma and she used it to roast me for “never answering the phone” or talking to her.
I’d been at her house earlier that day. Also how the fuck did she find me? My entire profile was legit gibberish
I’d been at her house earlier that day. Also how the fuck did she find me? My entire profile was legit gibberish
2025 has been one of the worst years of my life in some ways. I thought if I lost a bunch of weight, fixed my teeth and my credit etc. that life would be better to me, but nah. It’s like a nightmare most days.
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
2025 has been one of the worst years of my life in some ways. I thought if I lost a bunch of weight, fixed my teeth and my credit etc. that life would be better to me, but nah. It’s like a nightmare most days.
My fuckin fiancés sister walked in on us doing the do, and I was topping so now she knows what my hole looks like. And her brothers dick. Awesome
August 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My fuckin fiancés sister walked in on us doing the do, and I was topping so now she knows what my hole looks like. And her brothers dick. Awesome
I lost the lead and got hosed down by cereal. Thanks mum
August 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I lost the lead and got hosed down by cereal. Thanks mum
My mum fell asleep on the couch with a massive bowl of cereal while I was playing Mario kart, dropped it and caused a catastrophic milk explosion in the living room. Nice
August 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My mum fell asleep on the couch with a massive bowl of cereal while I was playing Mario kart, dropped it and caused a catastrophic milk explosion in the living room. Nice
I’m totally not ready to be a mum but idk I just wanna be one badly rn
May 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m totally not ready to be a mum but idk I just wanna be one badly rn
Random people I meet are asking if I’m alright and how I’m feeling.
I’m fuckin dying mate. Back to where we once began
I’m fuckin dying mate. Back to where we once began
May 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Random people I meet are asking if I’m alright and how I’m feeling.
I’m fuckin dying mate. Back to where we once began
I’m fuckin dying mate. Back to where we once began
I’m on ozempic and I’ve lost like 80+ pounds but it makes my stomach hella upset and gives me headaches ughh idk what to do
May 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’m on ozempic and I’ve lost like 80+ pounds but it makes my stomach hella upset and gives me headaches ughh idk what to do
I just chewed on a pencil for $50. This economy is rough yall
April 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I just chewed on a pencil for $50. This economy is rough yall
The fucking lights sound like gunshots and I just see snakes of light every time I blink. I might inject all the NS I can find because Jesus Christ
April 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The fucking lights sound like gunshots and I just see snakes of light every time I blink. I might inject all the NS I can find because Jesus Christ
I should probably got to a doctor if noro has me getting visual and auditory hallucinations right? Also
O U C H
O U C H
April 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I should probably got to a doctor if noro has me getting visual and auditory hallucinations right? Also
O U C H
O U C H
I’m still fuckin gutted about Lydia Butthole Collins going home <\3
March 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I’m still fuckin gutted about Lydia Butthole Collins going home <\3
Stay young and invincible xx
March 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Stay young and invincible xx
I just dreamt that I cheated on my fiance with Luka Doncic. What the fuck? I don’t deserve the Lukussy
March 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just dreamt that I cheated on my fiance with Luka Doncic. What the fuck? I don’t deserve the Lukussy
Ayeee. Madferit, indeed.
March 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ayeee. Madferit, indeed.
Shout out to Vietnam for having bomb ass food <3
March 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Shout out to Vietnam for having bomb ass food <3
I can now say I’m seeing oasis live THIS FUCKIN YEAR MATE
January 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can now say I’m seeing oasis live THIS FUCKIN YEAR MATE
Argentinian tamales are hella underrated. That shit is 🤌
December 26, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Argentinian tamales are hella underrated. That shit is 🤌