i'm asexual i don't give a fuck get it
March 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i'm asexual i don't give a fuck get it
gender is a circus and brother i'm on the tightrope
December 19, 2024 at 11:37 PM
gender is a circus and brother i'm on the tightrope
*me experiencing 9 am* oh this is cute!
December 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
*me experiencing 9 am* oh this is cute!
*wearing my ace pride shirt*
stalker i probably have b/c i don't close my blinds and don't wear a lot of clothes around my apartment:
stalker i probably have b/c i don't close my blinds and don't wear a lot of clothes around my apartment:
December 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
*wearing my ace pride shirt*
stalker i probably have b/c i don't close my blinds and don't wear a lot of clothes around my apartment:
stalker i probably have b/c i don't close my blinds and don't wear a lot of clothes around my apartment:
* a fly or two investigates the soup im making* yeah i bet you're jealous, you commie fucks *flies dont even know what communism is*
December 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
* a fly or two investigates the soup im making* yeah i bet you're jealous, you commie fucks *flies dont even know what communism is*
a woman told her dog to "leave it" and I was the it
December 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
a woman told her dog to "leave it" and I was the it
"what time did you wake up this morning?"
*spits out blood* "fuck you"
*spits out blood* "fuck you"
December 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
"what time did you wake up this morning?"
*spits out blood* "fuck you"
*spits out blood* "fuck you"
bath makes me feel like pond creature
December 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
bath makes me feel like pond creature
me upon waking up and realizing its 8:30 at night: Gadzooks !
December 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
me upon waking up and realizing its 8:30 at night: Gadzooks !
i would like to formally thank weed
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
i would like to formally thank weed
dear evan hansen is so funny actually. imagine a whole bunch of people read a random page of your diary and assumed it was a suicide note
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
dear evan hansen is so funny actually. imagine a whole bunch of people read a random page of your diary and assumed it was a suicide note
oh shit my stone tablets are due this weekend and i havent even begun researching the incantations
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
oh shit my stone tablets are due this weekend and i havent even begun researching the incantations
youtube ad: don't skip yet, this is something you won't want to-
me, skipping: i like when they beg
me, skipping: i like when they beg
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
youtube ad: don't skip yet, this is something you won't want to-
me, skipping: i like when they beg
me, skipping: i like when they beg
people: wow! its so impressive youre managing to graduate university in 4 years right after high school without failing any classes!!
me, in tears: what, like its hard?
me, in tears: what, like its hard?
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
people: wow! its so impressive youre managing to graduate university in 4 years right after high school without failing any classes!!
me, in tears: what, like its hard?
me, in tears: what, like its hard?
history professor: in ancient greece, anybody who's anybody was a landowner. None of your generation will ever be landowners. When you're old it will all be giant factories and you'll be living in tents on the outskirts of the city. *laughs* i'm not kidding!
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December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
history professor: in ancient greece, anybody who's anybody was a landowner. None of your generation will ever be landowners. When you're old it will all be giant factories and you'll be living in tents on the outskirts of the city. *laughs* i'm not kidding!
😬😬😬
😬😬😬
other people in the encanto about bruno: he ruined my wedding! he told me i was fat! he killed my fish!
camilo and dolores: how strongly can i hint that this man lives in our fucking walls and i have proof
camilo and dolores: how strongly can i hint that this man lives in our fucking walls and i have proof
December 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
other people in the encanto about bruno: he ruined my wedding! he told me i was fat! he killed my fish!
camilo and dolores: how strongly can i hint that this man lives in our fucking walls and i have proof
camilo and dolores: how strongly can i hint that this man lives in our fucking walls and i have proof
*announces i have to go down to the laundry room with the same somber tone of a man just drafted for war*
December 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
*announces i have to go down to the laundry room with the same somber tone of a man just drafted for war*
i wanna get one of those retractable leashes and use a chihuahua like a yo-yo
December 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
i wanna get one of those retractable leashes and use a chihuahua like a yo-yo
WHAT child wants a factory
December 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
WHAT child wants a factory
i love bed 😭 and being in bed 😭 please dont make me leave the bed 😭
December 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
i love bed 😭 and being in bed 😭 please dont make me leave the bed 😭
"its like trying to get a ragdoll cat to top me" the reviews are in
December 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
"its like trying to get a ragdoll cat to top me" the reviews are in
me trying to explain how time travel works to people who experience time linearly
December 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
me trying to explain how time travel works to people who experience time linearly