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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · Nov 15

four games that defined my childhood:
*back covers edition for the new pad

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 20m

the only problems are the false starts

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 22m

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 42m

we can give him a NO-BALL PEACE PRIZE

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 3h

next time sit in the dark and crack a beer.
you'll get straight to the point.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 3h

*it effects the frame rate of the game itself.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 3h

They've made precisely one good movie ever.

No thanks.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 3h

CAN WE GET THE MAN SOME MORE UMBRELLAS?

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 11h

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The Dictator’s Speech (Clip) | The Great Dictator (1940) | TCM

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 12h

if I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 23h

there was the B girl
there was "Left is Best"
there was the Autozone Boogaloo Boy smashing windows
there's a fake "Former Antifa Whistleblower" who's just a military op
MAGA will dress up as what they think "ANTIFA" look like and attack ICE and the police.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 23h

MAGA are the folks that thought we should nuke the entire middle east

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 23h

I was gonna mention the B girl, but I thought this was a bit more recent.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

Principal Joe Clark wouldn't stand for any of that.

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

they don't want to be left holding the stick.
they know he isn't long for this world.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

remember, they were peaceful protestors, unless they were antifa
then they were violent.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

the "left is best" thing was written by a right winger pretending

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

sad eyed lady of the lowlands, yo

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

has "left is best" vibes

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

Taylor: FMK

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

the pikmin are now lice.

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

*stephen miller on the weekends

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

they should make an oregon trail with swords

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

he doesn't trust her for a second.
that's why he made the request to get Lutnick in front of them.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

jfc, I usually skip kennedy's remarks...

when you've lost Kennedy, you're in it