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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · Nov 15

four games that defined my childhood:
*back covers edition for the new pad

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 7h

two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 8h

well, I never mentioned jews and I never mentioned a synagogue.

agitators exist.

you gotta be dumber than shit.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 8h

I said people do that.
I never said jews
I never mentioned synagogues.

it's a big world out there, isn't it?

it could've been done by literally anyone else.

but you keep on swingin, kiddo.
you'll eventually hit something.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 8h

I never mentioned synagogues, idiot.

try to keep up.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 9h

me "hey people do bad thing"
you "YOU MEAN JEWS!?!?!??!?!"

fuck off, clown.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 9h

not sure what you're on about.
people do the thing I said.

I never brought up jews
that was the whole lot of nothing, PAL.

cry about it.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 11h

Cool story

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah people never do that, do they?

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 20h

the only problems are the false starts

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 20h

a woman wearing glasses looks at the camera with a serious look on her face

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 20h

we can give him a NO-BALL PEACE PRIZE

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

next time sit in the dark and crack a beer.
you'll get straight to the point.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

*it effects the frame rate of the game itself.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

They've made precisely one good movie ever.

No thanks.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

CAN WE GET THE MAN SOME MORE UMBRELLAS?

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Cz...

The Dictator’s Speech (Clip) | The Great Dictator (1940) | TCM

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

if I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

there was the B girl
there was "Left is Best"
there was the Autozone Boogaloo Boy smashing windows
there's a fake "Former Antifa Whistleblower" who's just a military op
MAGA will dress up as what they think "ANTIFA" look like and attack ICE and the police.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA are the folks that thought we should nuke the entire middle east

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

I was gonna mention the B girl, but I thought this was a bit more recent.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

Principal Joe Clark wouldn't stand for any of that.

a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and says welcome to the new eastside high

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AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

they don't want to be left holding the stick.
they know he isn't long for this world.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 1d

remember, they were peaceful protestors, unless they were antifa
then they were violent.

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

the "left is best" thing was written by a right winger pretending

AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social · 2d

sad eyed lady of the lowlands, yo