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Black Cat Girl: I wasn’t expecting my family to freak out over me saying I wanted to have a child with you. They didn’t act like that when my sister said it about her husband.
Golden Retriever Boy: She didn’t grab his groin, and say, “breed me, handsome.”
BCG: It’s functionally the same sentence
Golden Retriever Boy: She didn’t grab his groin, and say, “breed me, handsome.”
BCG: It’s functionally the same sentence
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Black Cat Girl: I wasn’t expecting my family to freak out over me saying I wanted to have a child with you. They didn’t act like that when my sister said it about her husband.
Golden Retriever Boy: She didn’t grab his groin, and say, “breed me, handsome.”
BCG: It’s functionally the same sentence
Golden Retriever Boy: She didn’t grab his groin, and say, “breed me, handsome.”
BCG: It’s functionally the same sentence
Golden Retriever Boy: I am one hundred percent stable, mentally.
Black Cat Girl: You’re not into me anymore?
GRB: whaaa?
Black Cat Girl: You’re not into me anymore?
GRB: whaaa?
February 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Golden Retriever Boy: I am one hundred percent stable, mentally.
Black Cat Girl: You’re not into me anymore?
GRB: whaaa?
Black Cat Girl: You’re not into me anymore?
GRB: whaaa?
Golden Retriever Boy: Happy Valentine’s Day! To celebrate why don’t you blow me
Black Cat Girl: *Immediately on knees in front of him*
GRB: …a kiss.
Black Cat Girl: *Immediately on knees in front of him*
GRB: …a kiss.
February 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Golden Retriever Boy: Happy Valentine’s Day! To celebrate why don’t you blow me
Black Cat Girl: *Immediately on knees in front of him*
GRB: …a kiss.
Black Cat Girl: *Immediately on knees in front of him*
GRB: …a kiss.
Golden Retriever Boy: Can you come with me to my therapist appointment next week?
Black Cat Girl: Why?
GRB: She thinks I’m making you up.
Black Cat Girl: Why?
GRB: She thinks I’m making you up.
February 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Golden Retriever Boy: Can you come with me to my therapist appointment next week?
Black Cat Girl: Why?
GRB: She thinks I’m making you up.
Black Cat Girl: Why?
GRB: She thinks I’m making you up.
Black Cat Girl: Alright husband, I’m tired
Golden Retriever Boy: Okay, good night sweetheart.
BCG (hands on her hips) I said I’m tired.
*in bed*
GRB: I guess I’m tired too.
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Black Cat Girl: Alright husband, I’m tired
Golden Retriever Boy: Okay, good night sweetheart.
BCG (hands on her hips) I said I’m tired.
*in bed*
GRB: I guess I’m tired too.
Golden Retriever Boy: One pleaseburger cheese?
Black Cat Girl: This is the man I will be marrying.
Black Cat Girl: This is the man I will be marrying.
January 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Golden Retriever Boy: One pleaseburger cheese?
Black Cat Girl: This is the man I will be marrying.
Black Cat Girl: This is the man I will be marrying.
Golden Retriever Boy: You belong in a museum. You look like a painting from the rain sauce.
Black Cat Girl: …
BCG: …
BCG: Renaissance?
GRB: Yes!
Black Cat Girl: …
BCG: …
BCG: Renaissance?
GRB: Yes!
December 29, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Golden Retriever Boy: You belong in a museum. You look like a painting from the rain sauce.
Black Cat Girl: …
BCG: …
BCG: Renaissance?
GRB: Yes!
Black Cat Girl: …
BCG: …
BCG: Renaissance?
GRB: Yes!
Black Cat Girl (to single friend): In case you’re wondering what marriage is like; Golden Retriever Boy and I just fought over the fact he wouldn’t tell me where the snacks are that I asked him to hide from me.
December 27, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Black Cat Girl (to single friend): In case you’re wondering what marriage is like; Golden Retriever Boy and I just fought over the fact he wouldn’t tell me where the snacks are that I asked him to hide from me.
Golden Retriever Boy: I told Black Cat Girl to embrace her mistakes… She proceeded to give me a hug.
December 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Golden Retriever Boy: I told Black Cat Girl to embrace her mistakes… She proceeded to give me a hug.
Black Cat Girl: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Golden Retriever Boy: You’re weird and loud around me.
BCG: Yes.
Golden Retriever Boy: You’re weird and loud around me.
BCG: Yes.
December 11, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Black Cat Girl: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Golden Retriever Boy: You’re weird and loud around me.
BCG: Yes.
Golden Retriever Boy: You’re weird and loud around me.
BCG: Yes.
Black Cat Girl: Come on, I wanna show you something. *Turns to walk away*
Golden Retriever Boy: Nice!
BCG: That’s not it, but thank you.
Golden Retriever Boy: Nice!
BCG: That’s not it, but thank you.
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Black Cat Girl: Come on, I wanna show you something. *Turns to walk away*
Golden Retriever Boy: Nice!
BCG: That’s not it, but thank you.
Golden Retriever Boy: Nice!
BCG: That’s not it, but thank you.
Black Cat Girl: Someone of my station does not chase relationships, I attract them. That being said, I am short. *runs over to Golden Retriever Boy* Please take smaller strides!
Golden Retriever Boy: Oops; my bad.
Golden Retriever Boy: Oops; my bad.
December 5, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Black Cat Girl: Someone of my station does not chase relationships, I attract them. That being said, I am short. *runs over to Golden Retriever Boy* Please take smaller strides!
Golden Retriever Boy: Oops; my bad.
Golden Retriever Boy: Oops; my bad.
Golden Retriever Boy: I wish I had someone to kiss me good night.
Black Cat Girl: You do; you’re just not awake for it.
GRB: What?
BCG: What?
Black Cat Girl: You do; you’re just not awake for it.
GRB: What?
BCG: What?
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Golden Retriever Boy: I wish I had someone to kiss me good night.
Black Cat Girl: You do; you’re just not awake for it.
GRB: What?
BCG: What?
Black Cat Girl: You do; you’re just not awake for it.
GRB: What?
BCG: What?
Black Cat Girl family member #1: Think they’ll have new “couples” shirts?
BCG family member #2:
Hopefully not as bad as last time.
Golden Retriever Boy: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘I come in Peace’
Black Cat Girl: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘Peace’)
BCG family member #2:
Hopefully not as bad as last time.
Golden Retriever Boy: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘I come in Peace’
Black Cat Girl: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘Peace’)
November 29, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Black Cat Girl family member #1: Think they’ll have new “couples” shirts?
BCG family member #2:
Hopefully not as bad as last time.
Golden Retriever Boy: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘I come in Peace’
Black Cat Girl: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘Peace’)
BCG family member #2:
Hopefully not as bad as last time.
Golden Retriever Boy: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘I come in Peace’
Black Cat Girl: (Walks through door wearing a shirt that reads ‘Peace’)
Black Cat Girl: I liked you first.
Golden Retriever Boy: Yeah but I asked you out first.
BCG: I kissed you first.
GRB: But I said I loved you first.
BCG: I got to third base first.
GRB: I proposed first.
BCG: Yeah well…WHAT!?!
GRB: Will you marry me?
BCG: YES YOU GOOF BALL!
Golden Retriever Boy: Yeah but I asked you out first.
BCG: I kissed you first.
GRB: But I said I loved you first.
BCG: I got to third base first.
GRB: I proposed first.
BCG: Yeah well…WHAT!?!
GRB: Will you marry me?
BCG: YES YOU GOOF BALL!
November 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Black Cat Girl: I liked you first.
Golden Retriever Boy: Yeah but I asked you out first.
BCG: I kissed you first.
GRB: But I said I loved you first.
BCG: I got to third base first.
GRB: I proposed first.
BCG: Yeah well…WHAT!?!
GRB: Will you marry me?
BCG: YES YOU GOOF BALL!
Golden Retriever Boy: Yeah but I asked you out first.
BCG: I kissed you first.
GRB: But I said I loved you first.
BCG: I got to third base first.
GRB: I proposed first.
BCG: Yeah well…WHAT!?!
GRB: Will you marry me?
BCG: YES YOU GOOF BALL!
Black Cat Girl: I'm beginning to think GRB won't apologize for the way he acted in my dream last night.
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Black Cat Girl: I'm beginning to think GRB won't apologize for the way he acted in my dream last night.
Black Cat Girl: Let’s go on a date!
Golden Retriever Boy: Did…did you lose a bet?
Golden Retriever Boy: Did…did you lose a bet?
November 27, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Black Cat Girl: Let’s go on a date!
Golden Retriever Boy: Did…did you lose a bet?
Golden Retriever Boy: Did…did you lose a bet?
Golden Retriever Boy: (Wearing a shirt that reads “I’m Cute.)
Black Cat Girl: (Standing beside him wearing a shirt that reads “I’m fucking Cute.”)
(He doesn’t get it…but she does.)
Black Cat Girl: (Standing beside him wearing a shirt that reads “I’m fucking Cute.”)
(He doesn’t get it…but she does.)
November 24, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Golden Retriever Boy: (Wearing a shirt that reads “I’m Cute.)
Black Cat Girl: (Standing beside him wearing a shirt that reads “I’m fucking Cute.”)
(He doesn’t get it…but she does.)
Black Cat Girl: (Standing beside him wearing a shirt that reads “I’m fucking Cute.”)
(He doesn’t get it…but she does.)
Black Cat Girl: Three words. Say it and I’m yours.
Golden Retriever Boy: okay, three words.
Black Cat Girl: (face palms)
Golden Retriever Boy: okay, three words.
Black Cat Girl: (face palms)
November 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Black Cat Girl: Three words. Say it and I’m yours.
Golden Retriever Boy: okay, three words.
Black Cat Girl: (face palms)
Golden Retriever Boy: okay, three words.
Black Cat Girl: (face palms)
Black Cat Girl: Are you afraid of the Gods?
Golden Retriever Boy: No, but I’m terrified of you.
BCG: (giving head pats) Good boy.
Golden Retriever Boy: No, but I’m terrified of you.
BCG: (giving head pats) Good boy.
November 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Black Cat Girl: Are you afraid of the Gods?
Golden Retriever Boy: No, but I’m terrified of you.
BCG: (giving head pats) Good boy.
Golden Retriever Boy: No, but I’m terrified of you.
BCG: (giving head pats) Good boy.
Golden Retriever Boy: Someone give me a reason to go on!
Black Cat Girl: (straddles him) Hi.
GRB: Wow, I really thought I was more complex than this.
BCG: Tough day?
GRB: Yes.
BCG: (hugs him)
GRB: Thank you. (hugs back)
Black Cat Girl: (straddles him) Hi.
GRB: Wow, I really thought I was more complex than this.
BCG: Tough day?
GRB: Yes.
BCG: (hugs him)
GRB: Thank you. (hugs back)
November 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Golden Retriever Boy: Someone give me a reason to go on!
Black Cat Girl: (straddles him) Hi.
GRB: Wow, I really thought I was more complex than this.
BCG: Tough day?
GRB: Yes.
BCG: (hugs him)
GRB: Thank you. (hugs back)
Black Cat Girl: (straddles him) Hi.
GRB: Wow, I really thought I was more complex than this.
BCG: Tough day?
GRB: Yes.
BCG: (hugs him)
GRB: Thank you. (hugs back)
Black Cat Girl: (comes home to find the floors swept, the kitchen counters cleaned, the dishwasher running, and Golden Retriever Boy prepping dinner.)
BCG:
BCG:
November 24, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Black Cat Girl: (comes home to find the floors swept, the kitchen counters cleaned, the dishwasher running, and Golden Retriever Boy prepping dinner.)
BCG:
BCG:
Golden Retriever Boy: Apparently some people ‘ship us.
Black Cat Girl: I ‘SHIP US!
GRB: WHAT!?!?
Black Cat Girl: I ‘SHIP US!
GRB: WHAT!?!?
November 24, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Golden Retriever Boy: Apparently some people ‘ship us.
Black Cat Girl: I ‘SHIP US!
GRB: WHAT!?!?
Black Cat Girl: I ‘SHIP US!
GRB: WHAT!?!?
Golden Retriever Boy: What are you doing tonight?
Black Cat Girl: Doomscrolling.
GRB: That’s super bad for you.
BCG: But have you seen the quality of the doom this week?
Black Cat Girl: Doomscrolling.
GRB: That’s super bad for you.
BCG: But have you seen the quality of the doom this week?
November 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Golden Retriever Boy: What are you doing tonight?
Black Cat Girl: Doomscrolling.
GRB: That’s super bad for you.
BCG: But have you seen the quality of the doom this week?
Black Cat Girl: Doomscrolling.
GRB: That’s super bad for you.
BCG: But have you seen the quality of the doom this week?