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Elvis Nakamoto
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Severe but fair
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm more of a glass one fifth full kind of guy.
Look at how much more terrified we could be. This is comparatively good. Quite good. Yes.
March 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I should have thought of naming my suspicious mole before getting it removed too.
February 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'm getting Pony Island vibes
February 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My go-to lazy chickpea dish: one can of chick peas drained, 2 tbsp of extra virgin olive oil, salt and pepper, optionally turmeric and/or cumin. Optionally, a whole avocado.
Toss into a bowl. Break the avocado into the mix with a fork if present.
That's it.
I've been told I have weird taste however.
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you've read the comics, you might need to tone down your expectations a bit. But it carries some of the characters into a decently goofy supernatural crime drama, and it does a pleasant enough job of it.
February 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I bought 2 identical kits of 2 modules each, so of course it won't boot at XMP settings. Of course.
I had to painstakingly binary search the RAM settings between running and crashing until I got to about 80% of XMP speed.
PC building is fun, they said. It's like plugging LEGOs, they said.
February 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My mind went to the Simpsons somehow. Yours is better.
January 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
But then I will not longer be able to dazzle the crowds with my preternatural ability to tell them if a product is healthy by flipping it around.
I'm going to need a new shtick.
January 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There's a non zero chance some of those fires were set to improve someone's returns on prediction markets.
I remember the panic about the dreadful darknet assassination markets a few years back.
Yet here we are giving a platform that'll literally financially reward whoever is willing to increase the odds of their bets on the fires not being contained, one jerrycan at a time.
This is fine.
January 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I remember the panic about the dreadful darknet assassination markets a few years back.
Yet here we are giving a platform that'll literally financially reward whoever is willing to increase the odds of their bets on the fires not being contained, one jerrycan at a time.
This is fine.
January 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sounds like a job for AI slop..
"OK Siri, generate a 30 second barbershop quartet piece that tells the player to open the sewer grate to the left of the screen, but with dissonant harmonies, like they haven't practiced in a while and just rushed things."
December 31, 2024 at 11:48 PM
All of typescript is about destroying bravery and replacing it with sad predictability.
Whenever I have to convert a legacy JS codebase to TS and keep bumping into horrible bugs that somehow went undetected for years, I can feel my heart sinking a little more.
December 29, 2024 at 1:52 AM
He seems like a chill dude who does mind having a few humans use him as a fun climbing wall while he patiently watches over them.
Maybe the flat part is bouncy? That'd explain the enthusiasm.
December 23, 2024 at 7:16 PM
This is what happens when you start cleaning up your beard but the Devil keeps whispering in your ear "Just a little bit more to make it even."
And then also something about fatherlessness idk.
December 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
You could always Bryan Johnson yourself.
Sure, it helps if you have close relatives that aren't squeamish around blood-oriented experimental procedures, but you can get by without.
December 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Reminds me of the various "Pet Pourri" pet stores that popped up a few years back, now seemingly mostly gone, a clever pun on "pet" and "pot pourri" which also comes with an unfortunate French translation.
December 17, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Also see: A story about "Magic"
www.catb.org/jargon/html/...
A Story About ‘Magic'
www.catb.org
December 12, 2024 at 3:26 AM
All the problems I google come up with threads where the poster just replies to themselves with a "nevermind I'm an idiot I got it", and it ends there.

I feel like goblins would be at least less harmful to my self-esteem.
December 10, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Notably, due to deep seated historical biases, it's really hard to get juries to convict toddlers, leaving Americans with no other choice than to take the law into their own hand.
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Load a monthly chart. Bitcoin has been up every 4 years on the dot, regardless of who won the election.
People have written a lot of words about why that has been happening, most of them probably wrong.
Yet, without understanding why it's happened, it's hard to forecast what happens next credibly.
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I certainly don't. We're dealing with a systemic fuck up of massive proportions here, and I'll be surprised if it turns out the cold-blooded hitman was working for the Greater Good.
My fake internet money is on someone he knew ordering the hit, or something equally trite.
December 4, 2024 at 11:56 PM
You: WTF is wrong with you

Graphic (singing): Am I not pretty enough? Is my heart too broken?
December 4, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Yeah, that was pretty graphic.
And so was this.
December 4, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I would just touch it, then chmod it, then edit it.
Not clever, just good enough.
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM