Bet that 4 1/2 years they got left until they get that bonus is starting to look like a long time now.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Bet that 4 1/2 years they got left until they get that bonus is starting to look like a long time now.
"Dad, can I ride my scooter down to the bottom of the driveway?"
"Wear your helmet!"
"I AMMMM! Geeez!"
"Wear your helmet!"
"I AMMMM! Geeez!"
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"Dad, can I ride my scooter down to the bottom of the driveway?"
"Wear your helmet!"
"I AMMMM! Geeez!"
"Wear your helmet!"
"I AMMMM! Geeez!"
Everytime I start to think things couldn't possibly get any dumber they always do.
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Everytime I start to think things couldn't possibly get any dumber they always do.
I knew he was short, but this is way shorter than I expected. He looks like he's surrounded by NBA players. No wonder he's so terrified of toddlers. They could probably snap him like a twig.
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I knew he was short, but this is way shorter than I expected. He looks like he's surrounded by NBA players. No wonder he's so terrified of toddlers. They could probably snap him like a twig.
I have to know, is this photoshopped? Because if this is not photoshopped this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I have to know, is this photoshopped? Because if this is not photoshopped this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Fascism compatible with liberalism. Got it.
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fascism compatible with liberalism. Got it.
One of the big reasons I mostly just watch Korean TV shows now is that almost all of them have 16 episodes or less, and tell a full story with a conclusion so you don't have to wait around for a year or more to see what happens next, or invest years into it only watch it become garbage in the end.
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
One of the big reasons I mostly just watch Korean TV shows now is that almost all of them have 16 episodes or less, and tell a full story with a conclusion so you don't have to wait around for a year or more to see what happens next, or invest years into it only watch it become garbage in the end.
"But what if farts were the new air fresheners?"
-Vox writer, 2025
-Vox writer, 2025
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"But what if farts were the new air fresheners?"
-Vox writer, 2025
-Vox writer, 2025
"Tom Shirley, you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Tom Shirley, you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."
Opening each days compartment only to find it completely empty would probably make me feel less ripped off than finding any of these figures inside.
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Opening each days compartment only to find it completely empty would probably make me feel less ripped off than finding any of these figures inside.
You using a coat hanger that weighs less than six pounds... I don't think I buy that.
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You using a coat hanger that weighs less than six pounds... I don't think I buy that.
I guess we know what scam Jimmy Fallon has his money invested in now.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I guess we know what scam Jimmy Fallon has his money invested in now.
Donations from billionaires
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Donations from billionaires
What an odd telegram.
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
What an odd telegram.
Sorry Netflix, you just got Zaslaved!
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sorry Netflix, you just got Zaslaved!
Correction: you appreciate the responses of the public relations team that runs his Twitter account.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Correction: you appreciate the responses of the public relations team that runs his Twitter account.
That guy was the easiest block I ever done.
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
That guy was the easiest block I ever done.
My first impression of this illustration was that it was of someone waking up in bed next to an Icee machine, and it still worked.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My first impression of this illustration was that it was of someone waking up in bed next to an Icee machine, and it still worked.
I'm gonna guess that she's never even been to one of her kids soccer games, and her kids have a closer relationship with their nanny than they'll ever have with her.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I'm gonna guess that she's never even been to one of her kids soccer games, and her kids have a closer relationship with their nanny than they'll ever have with her.