Alan
@agf1956.bsky.social
Grumpy old bloke who likes cats and photography.
As long as you don't get a Tesla battery!
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
As long as you don't get a Tesla battery!
The first couple of times was quite exciting but I'm bored now 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The first couple of times was quite exciting but I'm bored now 🤣
Funnily enough he didn't!
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Funnily enough he didn't!
Listening to Charles Moore on R4 Today, he described the BBC as "Left Wing". The same channel that platforms Reform PLC at every opportunity.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Listening to Charles Moore on R4 Today, he described the BBC as "Left Wing". The same channel that platforms Reform PLC at every opportunity.
Today Kevin, I have already interacted with Sainsbury's for the weekly shop, this morning I shall spend time repeatedly watching my newly installed toilet seat slowly descend to the closed position #poetryinmymotions and this afternoon will be off to Boots in Windsor for my very expensive COVID jab.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Today Kevin, I have already interacted with Sainsbury's for the weekly shop, this morning I shall spend time repeatedly watching my newly installed toilet seat slowly descend to the closed position #poetryinmymotions and this afternoon will be off to Boots in Windsor for my very expensive COVID jab.
Why has it taken a year for the complaints? It was broadcast in October 2024
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Why has it taken a year for the complaints? It was broadcast in October 2024
The programme was broadcast in October 2024, so why has it taken a year for the complaints to appear?
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The programme was broadcast in October 2024, so why has it taken a year for the complaints to appear?
Today Kevin, having successfully not electrocuted myself yesterday will be waiting in for the arrival of a new soft-close toilet seat which I shall be fitting after giving the toilet a thorough clean #livingthedream
And watching more Rugby
And watching more Rugby
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Today Kevin, having successfully not electrocuted myself yesterday will be waiting in for the arrival of a new soft-close toilet seat which I shall be fitting after giving the toilet a thorough clean #livingthedream
And watching more Rugby
And watching more Rugby
Today Kevin I will be fixing a plug socket ⚡ that got ripped out of the wall by a heavy picture frame falling on it that my lovely wife thought would would stay up with sticky tape and string!!! If I don't electrocute myself then the rest of my day will involve watching Rugby.
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Today Kevin I will be fixing a plug socket ⚡ that got ripped out of the wall by a heavy picture frame falling on it that my lovely wife thought would would stay up with sticky tape and string!!! If I don't electrocute myself then the rest of my day will involve watching Rugby.
We only have your word for that though. 😁
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We only have your word for that though. 😁
Today Kevin I will confine my activities to watching leaves fall off my neighbours tree and wondering how long it's going to take me to sweep them all up. Fingers crossed we'll get a strong southerly wind and they will all fall into his garden instead. #mylifeisdull
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Today Kevin I will confine my activities to watching leaves fall off my neighbours tree and wondering how long it's going to take me to sweep them all up. Fingers crossed we'll get a strong southerly wind and they will all fall into his garden instead. #mylifeisdull
Unfortunately it was just a follow through fart.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Unfortunately it was just a follow through fart.
There is nothing charitable about the IEA.
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There is nothing charitable about the IEA.
Today Kevin, my day will probably resemble this monument
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Today Kevin, my day will probably resemble this monument
It will be interesting to see if Trump goes through with his threat of reducing funding now that Mamdani has won.
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It will be interesting to see if Trump goes through with his threat of reducing funding now that Mamdani has won.
Today Kevin as it's Wednesday I will be trying to put a smile on my guitar teachers face probably not achieved by playing though.....🎸
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Today Kevin as it's Wednesday I will be trying to put a smile on my guitar teachers face probably not achieved by playing though.....🎸
Today Kevin, I will be getting my seasonal flu jab so fully expecting to have some incurable vaccine induced disease by the end of the day and will be working out how to stop Bill Gates tracking my every move.
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Today Kevin, I will be getting my seasonal flu jab so fully expecting to have some incurable vaccine induced disease by the end of the day and will be working out how to stop Bill Gates tracking my every move.
Not the way I play it 😂
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Not the way I play it 😂
Today Kevin I have already completed the weekly shop, the window cleaner has been and this afternoon a heating engineer will be trying to sort out heat to my utility room rad. Apart from that Are You Gonna Be My Girl? .......that's not a request but what I shall be practising on the old gitarrrr.
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Today Kevin I have already completed the weekly shop, the window cleaner has been and this afternoon a heating engineer will be trying to sort out heat to my utility room rad. Apart from that Are You Gonna Be My Girl? .......that's not a request but what I shall be practising on the old gitarrrr.
Thinking and supporting Reform have no common areas in a venn diagram.
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Thinking and supporting Reform have no common areas in a venn diagram.
OI! I'm from Hertfordshire and I'm neither short or have hairy feet.....at least not after I've shaved them.
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
OI! I'm from Hertfordshire and I'm neither short or have hairy feet.....at least not after I've shaved them.
Today Kevin I wasted half the day waiting for you to ask what my day looked like 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Today Kevin I wasted half the day waiting for you to ask what my day looked like 🤣
Today Kevin I will be watching England beat Australia at Twickers but only from the comfort of my sofa.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today Kevin I will be watching England beat Australia at Twickers but only from the comfort of my sofa.
The agent has made a statement today admitting that they were at fault so a non story at best.
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The agent has made a statement today admitting that they were at fault so a non story at best.