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Claudine, themperor of fruit
@aggressiveavocado.bsky.social
Oranges are pretty tasty
19 enby, any pronouns
I use a single account for both kink and regular silly stuff, just so you know
My brain-juice is 90% autism solvent
Yes, please do
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Same as it ever was: a hungry ruler hires an Alchemist in hopes that they'll learn how to turn lead into gold.
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They want to fire all of their animators in order to make more money, so they are investing in technology that they believe, on account of being completely detached from reality, will allow them to do that. Same as always, they just want an infinite money printer, even when it's obviously false
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Thoughts on the ORAS megas?
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Don't we all
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I am so normal about pull-ups you have no fucking idea

Diapers are cool and all but you need a standard to compare them to, something to remind you just how NOT of a big kid you are in them. Pull-ups make diapers feel extra special in so many ways, and have plenty of their own fun too. I love them
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My only complaint with goodnites is that the side seams aren't easily tearable, because I want to be laid down and changed out of them like they're a diaper >_<

The idea of putting them on dry like undies and taking them off wet like a diaper (and probably into one once it's off) does things to me🥺
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Don't these exist?
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Me too, I just think it inherently looks like ass. I don't know how people can look at UE5 and go "yes, this is exactly what this should be". It's the least interesting way to do game graphics to me, and everything that trues it just ends up looking exactly the same as every other thing that does.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Holy shit this is awesome, I love the weird synthetic biology of it all and the interchangeable parts is so cool
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Capcom you can't keep putting Morrigan on your promotional art and then not make a new darkstalkers game
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Please?

I could use a good sobbing messy cry :<
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ramlethal erasure
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
From the webcomic that made me realize I was trans at around 14. It was discontinued... 6 years ago, holy fuck
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I recognize only one of these and it's coincidentally one of my favorites, I fucking adore The New Sound so much
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Highestkey wish I had a creature pussy so I could go into heat and be unable to resist getting bred by various Assorted Dragon Dick against my better judgement
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Why not just buy the music?
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
With +R and XRD though, I can just go acquire the older versions because they had to be released as individual titles. This also meant that they had to actually be good and worth money or else people wouldn't pay for them, because the original still existed. There was quality control
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not so anymore though. If I wanted to play an older version of Guilty Gear Strive, I can't do that legally. I am at the mercy of the decisions of the IP holder, much like how Bungie was legally allowed to remove half of their game that people paid for. (This is also why I no longer pay for games :3)
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I especially detest balance patches. One of the main reasons I play Guilty Gear +R and XRD over Strive is because I know those games will never be changed, the rules will always be the same. When you change a game's balance, it becomes a different game, and this was an accepted fact years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I actually judge my current feelings on myself by wondering what I would do if my clone spontaneously appeared before me. My entire life the answer has been "instantly attempt to murder it without a second thought" but lately it's been "exile it and swear to never see it again." Progress, I suppose.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I firmly believe that pirating music instead of giving Spotify or any other conglomerate money is infinitely morally superior and does more for artists. And if you don't wanna do that, then just like.. actually buy the music. I've no idea why everyone loves streaming services, they absolutely blow.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh my, yes we need more timid new bedwetters who are still very embarrassed about their diapers, and who need affection and assurance and coddling after changes to feel better about it in the world please :>
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM