@agitachristie.bsky.social
#GhislaineMaxwell's prison cameras allegedly accidentally were not recording tomorrow
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
#GhislaineMaxwell's prison cameras allegedly accidentally were not recording tomorrow
Washington D.C. is debuting a provocative new monument: a 12-foot statue of #drumpf and sex offender #JeffreyEpstein holding hands.
Courtesy of an anonymous group that goes by “The Secret Handshake”
Courtesy of an anonymous group that goes by “The Secret Handshake”
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Washington D.C. is debuting a provocative new monument: a 12-foot statue of #drumpf and sex offender #JeffreyEpstein holding hands.
Courtesy of an anonymous group that goes by “The Secret Handshake”
Courtesy of an anonymous group that goes by “The Secret Handshake”
#Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce. The ending is like "minnow fin"and "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in
"Ah see da #Epstein files still haven't been released."
"Ah see da #Epstein files still haven't been released."
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce. The ending is like "minnow fin"and "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in
"Ah see da #Epstein files still haven't been released."
"Ah see da #Epstein files still haven't been released."
Ladies and gentlemen the next recipient of #themedaloffreedom #RudyGiuliani
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ladies and gentlemen the next recipient of #themedaloffreedom #RudyGiuliani
August 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to spend half of my day logging in to #MicrosoftAuthenticator.
August 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to spend half of my day logging in to #MicrosoftAuthenticator.
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The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.
Nobody’s broke because they bought a $3 iced coffee. They’re broke because #JeffBezos bought his 9th yacht instead of paying #taxes. #eattherich
August 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Nobody’s broke because they bought a $3 iced coffee. They’re broke because #JeffBezos bought his 9th yacht instead of paying #taxes. #eattherich
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My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.
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A little behind the scenes at #SouthPark.
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A little behind the scenes at #SouthPark.
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South Park does it again — slays the hypocrisy of ICE, DHS, puppy killer Noem & Charlie Kirk. Note to legacy media: when we have to watch South Park each week to feel validated, you’ve lost the trust and confidence of the public. Ahem, you’ve lost your nut.
#SouthPark
#ICEBarbie
#GotANut
#SouthPark
#ICEBarbie
#GotANut
August 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
South Park does it again — slays the hypocrisy of ICE, DHS, puppy killer Noem & Charlie Kirk. Note to legacy media: when we have to watch South Park each week to feel validated, you’ve lost the trust and confidence of the public. Ahem, you’ve lost your nut.
#SouthPark
#ICEBarbie
#GotANut
#SouthPark
#ICEBarbie
#GotANut
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Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
August 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
#KristiNoem taking time out of her busy schedule to publicly respond to her #SouthPark cameo is peak comedy. Imagine being roasted by the world’s most unbothered cartoon and deciding, “Yes… this is my battle.” 🐶💥🔫
August 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
#KristiNoem taking time out of her busy schedule to publicly respond to her #SouthPark cameo is peak comedy. Imagine being roasted by the world’s most unbothered cartoon and deciding, “Yes… this is my battle.” 🐶💥🔫
If men are stronger than women why do male characters in #videogames need full plate armor while the women only need a chainmail bikini? Checkmate!
August 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If men are stronger than women why do male characters in #videogames need full plate armor while the women only need a chainmail bikini? Checkmate!
Yeah, I'm living the DREAM:
D ead inside
R econsidering my career
E ating everything
A complete mess
M entally unstable
D ead inside
R econsidering my career
E ating everything
A complete mess
M entally unstable
August 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Yeah, I'm living the DREAM:
D ead inside
R econsidering my career
E ating everything
A complete mess
M entally unstable
D ead inside
R econsidering my career
E ating everything
A complete mess
M entally unstable
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He wasn’t shot.
He didn’t win.
He’s on The List!
#EpsteinFiles #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
He didn’t win.
He’s on The List!
#EpsteinFiles #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
August 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He wasn’t shot.
He didn’t win.
He’s on The List!
#EpsteinFiles #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
He didn’t win.
He’s on The List!
#EpsteinFiles #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
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Don’t let them forget, ever, and don’t be distracted: EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Infinity
August 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Don’t let them forget, ever, and don’t be distracted: EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Infinity
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
August 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
Release. The. Epstein. Files.
