nothing kills the mood quite like my spouse’s enthusiasm for self-serve salad bars
July 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
nothing kills the mood quite like my spouse’s enthusiasm for self-serve salad bars
my dad can never know how many Menards rebates I’ve neglected to mail in
March 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
my dad can never know how many Menards rebates I’ve neglected to mail in
still one of the best things I've ever made
February 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
still one of the best things I've ever made
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,178,158!
September 16, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,178,158!
Cheers to all the middle seat gals who’s tall husbands are soaking up that occasional aisle leg stretch
July 4, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Cheers to all the middle seat gals who’s tall husbands are soaking up that occasional aisle leg stretch
ladies: i’m looking for a man in finance
me: my husband says he could spin a basketball on his finger in high school
me: my husband says he could spin a basketball on his finger in high school
May 31, 2024 at 2:07 PM
ladies: i’m looking for a man in finance
me: my husband says he could spin a basketball on his finger in high school
me: my husband says he could spin a basketball on his finger in high school
cut me some slack I’m a single parent this week
March 25, 2024 at 2:18 PM
cut me some slack I’m a single parent this week
hear me out — muppets: it’s a wonderful life
December 25, 2023 at 5:45 AM
hear me out — muppets: it’s a wonderful life