You will never ever dislodge this band from the slot in my brain it occupies with wallet chains, Heelys, Ecko shirts, and all the other embarrassing stuff that was popular when I was in sixth grade

Blackhawks and Chance the Rapper. I’ll take “things that were last relevant ten years ago,” Alex

Oh great this idiot is here

Chicago is a beautiful city with great people and also the team I hate most out of all professional sports

Latter. Source: Lived in St Louis for three years

There’s always been something reptilian about him which is why I think he’s good

Wings are regressing in free fall.

They should ask more questions about sports and Latin-American Marxists

Me when I haven’t seen any movie from the 80’s