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And finally meet the villainous and incompetent bandit, Yusuf the Bandit: A hilariously inept antagonist, Yusuf’s antics provide comedic interludes. "Can AgroCheckout deliver more bandits? Just asking for… me."
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
And finally meet the villainous and incompetent bandit, Yusuf the Bandit: A hilariously inept antagonist, Yusuf’s antics provide comedic interludes. "Can AgroCheckout deliver more bandits? Just asking for… me."
Meet the National Market Women's Association, a boisterous and accredited (NMWA) group headed by Madam Bisi. Opinionated but united by AgroCheckout’s ability to save time and money, they inject comedic charm into the story. Madam Funke: "Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Meet the National Market Women's Association, a boisterous and accredited (NMWA) group headed by Madam Bisi. Opinionated but united by AgroCheckout’s ability to save time and money, they inject comedic charm into the story. Madam Funke: "Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"
Labour Provider, Chief Chukwuemeka: A distant cousin to Mr Okoye and a logistical hero. Chief Chukwuemeka's company ensures smooth operations during loadings and breakdowns. "AgroCheckout moves fast, but when trucks fail, my boys save the day, for the right price!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Labour Provider, Chief Chukwuemeka: A distant cousin to Mr Okoye and a logistical hero. Chief Chukwuemeka's company ensures smooth operations during loadings and breakdowns. "AgroCheckout moves fast, but when trucks fail, my boys save the day, for the right price!"
Busy Primary School Teacher, Mrs. Okoye, an English Lady married to a Nigerian, who finds humour and relief in AgroCheckout’s convenience. "I don't have time for wahala. With Pereno and AgroCheckout, I can have my tomatoes delivered at 1700Hrs, International Time"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Busy Primary School Teacher, Mrs. Okoye, an English Lady married to a Nigerian, who finds humour and relief in AgroCheckout’s convenience. "I don't have time for wahala. With Pereno and AgroCheckout, I can have my tomatoes delivered at 1700Hrs, International Time"
A likeable but flawed former army driver known for his heated rants about Lagos traffic and LASTMA.He later joined AgroCheckout and was often heard saying. "LASTMA and Third-Mainland Bridge traffic can't stop me; With AgroCheckout I run, and I deliver on International Time, not Nigerian time!".
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A likeable but flawed former army driver known for his heated rants about Lagos traffic and LASTMA.He later joined AgroCheckout and was often heard saying. "LASTMA and Third-Mainland Bridge traffic can't stop me; With AgroCheckout I run, and I deliver on International Time, not Nigerian time!".
Medium-scale Transporter, Aunty Efe: Proud of her status as the first female driver from her village, Aunty Efe navigates potholes and bad roads with wit and skill. "Potholes or no potholes, AgroCheckout keeps me on the move!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Medium-scale Transporter, Aunty Efe: Proud of her status as the first female driver from her village, Aunty Efe navigates potholes and bad roads with wit and skill. "Potholes or no potholes, AgroCheckout keeps me on the move!"
Large-scale Transporter, Jibrin: A retired Major, Pereno's commandng officer, and rescuer from Yusuf the Bandit. Jibrin applies military precision to his fleet and applauds AgroCheckout’s organised system. "This AgroCheckout logistics is military standard, discipline and coordination all the way!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Large-scale Transporter, Jibrin: A retired Major, Pereno's commandng officer, and rescuer from Yusuf the Bandit. Jibrin applies military precision to his fleet and applauds AgroCheckout’s organised system. "This AgroCheckout logistics is military standard, discipline and coordination all the way!"
Packaging Supplier, Umar: With his calm demeanour and diverse inventory, Umar’s dry humour reflects his expertise. "All my items are made in Nigeria!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Packaging Supplier, Umar: With his calm demeanour and diverse inventory, Umar’s dry humour reflects his expertise. "All my items are made in Nigeria!"
Distributor, Asabe: Sharp and pragmatic, Asabe adds her touch of realism to Okon’s grandiosity. "A satisfied customer beats a big profit margin any day!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Distributor, Asabe: Sharp and pragmatic, Asabe adds her touch of realism to Okon’s grandiosity. "A satisfied customer beats a big profit margin any day!"
Okon and Sons Limited!!! Limited since in 1829. Impeccable but comical, Okon’s traditional business flair humorously contrasts with modern practices. "Back in my father’s days, 'Limited' was a royal title, now it’s just paperwork which every tailor does and puts on their signboards!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Okon and Sons Limited!!! Limited since in 1829. Impeccable but comical, Okon’s traditional business flair humorously contrasts with modern practices. "Back in my father’s days, 'Limited' was a royal title, now it’s just paperwork which every tailor does and puts on their signboards!"
Meet Aggregator, Mallam Sule. Sule’s wit and charm make him a master connector for farmers and market women. "Better than any Abuja connection, AgroCheckout na my secret!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Meet Aggregator, Mallam Sule. Sule’s wit and charm make him a master connector for farmers and market women. "Better than any Abuja connection, AgroCheckout na my secret!"
Meet Small-Scale Farmer, Etim, a lover of German mangoes, Alphonso mangos, soursops, custard apples, sweetsops; he follows a Japanese-style ritualistic step-by-step precision in his MangoSop preparations. "With AgroCheckout, before you know it, from my garden to all over Nigeria! The world next"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Meet Small-Scale Farmer, Etim, a lover of German mangoes, Alphonso mangos, soursops, custard apples, sweetsops; he follows a Japanese-style ritualistic step-by-step precision in his MangoSop preparations. "With AgroCheckout, before you know it, from my garden to all over Nigeria! The world next"
Meet Medium-Scale Farmer, Alhaja Sade. With sharp wits and multitasking prowess, she uses AgroCheckout to monitor pepper market prices, sellers and buyers, whilst chasing her errant goats off her farm. "Touch my peppers again, and I will AgroCheckout you off this farm as Goat meat Pepper soup!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Meet Medium-Scale Farmer, Alhaja Sade. With sharp wits and multitasking prowess, she uses AgroCheckout to monitor pepper market prices, sellers and buyers, whilst chasing her errant goats off her farm. "Touch my peppers again, and I will AgroCheckout you off this farm as Goat meat Pepper soup!"
Meet Large-Scale Farmer, Baba Tunde. Baba Tunde proudly manages his expansive cassava fields while enjoying the efficiency AgroCheckout brings to bulk sales. "My kilometres of farmland feed Nigeria! Now, they also earn me big without middleman headaches!!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Meet Large-Scale Farmer, Baba Tunde. Baba Tunde proudly manages his expansive cassava fields while enjoying the efficiency AgroCheckout brings to bulk sales. "My kilometres of farmland feed Nigeria! Now, they also earn me big without middleman headaches!!"
Meet our main actor, Madam Bisi, CEO of NMWA, a warm-hearted adventurer, who stumbles upon AgroCheckout and its unbeatable deals and marketplace. "AgroCheckout is saving me money, I can even get tomatoes 30% cheaper for you, Bose!"
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Meet our main actor, Madam Bisi, CEO of NMWA, a warm-hearted adventurer, who stumbles upon AgroCheckout and its unbeatable deals and marketplace. "AgroCheckout is saving me money, I can even get tomatoes 30% cheaper for you, Bose!"
No Aggro Checkout-The Greatest Story Ever Told On Radio
Episode 2 Trailer: Assorted Goatmeat Peppersoup.
Episode 2 Trailer: Assorted Goatmeat Peppersoup.
May 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No Aggro Checkout-The Greatest Story Ever Told On Radio
Episode 2 Trailer: Assorted Goatmeat Peppersoup.
Episode 2 Trailer: Assorted Goatmeat Peppersoup.
No Aggro Checkout-The Greatest Story Ever Told On Radio
Episode 1 Trailer: Pereno's Logbook.
Episode 1 Trailer: Pereno's Logbook.
May 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No Aggro Checkout-The Greatest Story Ever Told On Radio
Episode 1 Trailer: Pereno's Logbook.
Episode 1 Trailer: Pereno's Logbook.
His expulsion stemmed from the unauthorised use of government property, a military truck, for personal ventures, including illegal cargo and passenger transportation, overloading, and unsecured cargo.
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
His expulsion stemmed from the unauthorised use of government property, a military truck, for personal ventures, including illegal cargo and passenger transportation, overloading, and unsecured cargo.
The episode delves into Pereno's failed kidnapping attempt by Yusuf, Pereno's dramatic rescue by Major Jibrin, his subsequent court-martial, and ultimate dismissal from the Army.
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The episode delves into Pereno's failed kidnapping attempt by Yusuf, Pereno's dramatic rescue by Major Jibrin, his subsequent court-martial, and ultimate dismissal from the Army.
Episode one explores Pereno's early life as an Army Logistics Truck Driver under his commanding officer, Major Jibrin, his fair but highly principled Commanding Officer.
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Episode one explores Pereno's early life as an Army Logistics Truck Driver under his commanding officer, Major Jibrin, his fair but highly principled Commanding Officer.
And finally Yusuf the Bandit, a hilariously inept antagonist, Yusuf’s antics provide comic interludes.
"Can AgroCheckout deliver more bandits? Just asking for… me."
Yusuf was later arrested, tried, and found guilty of attempting to order bandits online using AgroCheckout.
"Can AgroCheckout deliver more bandits? Just asking for… me."
Yusuf was later arrested, tried, and found guilty of attempting to order bandits online using AgroCheckout.
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
And finally Yusuf the Bandit, a hilariously inept antagonist, Yusuf’s antics provide comic interludes.
"Can AgroCheckout deliver more bandits? Just asking for… me."
Yusuf was later arrested, tried, and found guilty of attempting to order bandits online using AgroCheckout.
"Can AgroCheckout deliver more bandits? Just asking for… me."
Yusuf was later arrested, tried, and found guilty of attempting to order bandits online using AgroCheckout.
Market Women Association. A boisterous group united by AgroCheckout’s ability to save time and money; they inject comedic charm into the story.
"Madam Funke: Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"
"Madam Funke: Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Market Women Association. A boisterous group united by AgroCheckout’s ability to save time and money; they inject comedic charm into the story.
"Madam Funke: Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"
"Madam Funke: Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"
Labour Agent, Chief Chukwuemeka. A distant cousin to Mr Okoye and a logistical hero. Chief Chukwuemeka's company ensures smooth operations during loadings and breakdowns.
"AgroCheckout moves fast, but when trucks fail, my boys save the day, for the right price!"
"AgroCheckout moves fast, but when trucks fail, my boys save the day, for the right price!"
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Labour Agent, Chief Chukwuemeka. A distant cousin to Mr Okoye and a logistical hero. Chief Chukwuemeka's company ensures smooth operations during loadings and breakdowns.
"AgroCheckout moves fast, but when trucks fail, my boys save the day, for the right price!"
"AgroCheckout moves fast, but when trucks fail, my boys save the day, for the right price!"