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There is a clear and credible threat to America from the CJNG and our Marines are chasing..
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The Cartel of the Suns. Who even is that?!
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The Cartel of the Suns. Who even is that?!
August 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There is a clear and credible threat to America from the CJNG and our Marines are chasing..
*checks notes*
The Cartel of the Suns. Who even is that?!
*checks notes*
The Cartel of the Suns. Who even is that?!
Animal shelters are just certified pre-owned pet dealerships.
July 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Animal shelters are just certified pre-owned pet dealerships.
Peaceful until the peacekeepers break the peace.
June 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Peaceful until the peacekeepers break the peace.
It's starting to feel a lot like Peaky Blinders Seasons 5 up in here.
June 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's starting to feel a lot like Peaky Blinders Seasons 5 up in here.
It used to be appropriate and helpful to ask a stranger "what time do you have?"
Because, at one point, everyone was responsible for keeping their own time.
Because, at one point, everyone was responsible for keeping their own time.
May 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It used to be appropriate and helpful to ask a stranger "what time do you have?"
Because, at one point, everyone was responsible for keeping their own time.
Because, at one point, everyone was responsible for keeping their own time.
It's that time of year..
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's that time of year..
Went to a Bernie rally yesterday and the union representatives that spoke were relentless with their F-bombs; "fuck [this]", "fuck [that], "fuck the [other thing]".
Clearly, the status quo calls for this language.
I'm Auggie and I approve this message.
Clearly, the status quo calls for this language.
I'm Auggie and I approve this message.
April 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Went to a Bernie rally yesterday and the union representatives that spoke were relentless with their F-bombs; "fuck [this]", "fuck [that], "fuck the [other thing]".
Clearly, the status quo calls for this language.
I'm Auggie and I approve this message.
Clearly, the status quo calls for this language.
I'm Auggie and I approve this message.
I just realized Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are named after Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan..
March 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I just realized Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are named after Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan..
That's wassup.
March 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That's wassup.
How embarrassing it must be to just be referred to as "Marjorie Taylor Greene's Boyfriend" publicly
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
How embarrassing it must be to just be referred to as "Marjorie Taylor Greene's Boyfriend" publicly
The bible explicitly prohibits charging interest on loans.
Are we not a God-fearing nation?
Exodus 22:25
Are we not a God-fearing nation?
Exodus 22:25
March 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The bible explicitly prohibits charging interest on loans.
Are we not a God-fearing nation?
Exodus 22:25
Are we not a God-fearing nation?
Exodus 22:25
I'm like Ashton Kutcher, but I'm like "Dude, where's my country?"
-Ramy; S01E09
-Ramy; S01E09
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm like Ashton Kutcher, but I'm like "Dude, where's my country?"
-Ramy; S01E09
-Ramy; S01E09
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
The very first email I ever sent was composed with T9 on an old Nokia brick, addressed to the white house email address, pleading to George W. Bush to stop the ICE raids on factories and warehouses, circa 2004.
February 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The very first email I ever sent was composed with T9 on an old Nokia brick, addressed to the white house email address, pleading to George W. Bush to stop the ICE raids on factories and warehouses, circa 2004.
Taylor Swift is gonna lose the Super Bowl :(
February 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Taylor Swift is gonna lose the Super Bowl :(
I miss eggs.
February 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I miss eggs.
Emo nights are just disco nights for millennials.
January 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Emo nights are just disco nights for millennials.
The thumbnails on Instagram profiles are no longer square and I am STRUGGLING.
January 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The thumbnails on Instagram profiles are no longer square and I am STRUGGLING.
Last night I realized I have been confusing David Lynch with Alfred Hitchcock for the entirety of my adult life.
January 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Last night I realized I have been confusing David Lynch with Alfred Hitchcock for the entirety of my adult life.
Not enough people have watched "Halt and Catch Fire".
January 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not enough people have watched "Halt and Catch Fire".
Hello World!
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Hello World!