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If you are on here to publicize yourself or sell your wares I'll be blocking you.

No racists, bigots or those who think Elon is someone to be admired. Allergic to stupid. No interest in accumulating loads of followers. Just funny/interesting ones.

MUFC.
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I've got a piece in the latest @rednews.bsky.social where I re-tell anecdotes (i.e. shamelessly namedrop) about some of the interviews I did pre 2006 for Red Issue. It's probably* worth giving Barney a subscription all on its own if you aren't already a reader.

(* It isn't... But subscribe anyway)
THAT was Manchester United. Win lose or draw if they attack like that the crowd will always be with them.
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Cunha has been superb today. Absolutely everywhere.
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dalot is a proper shithouse. If he pulled that aerial stunt in the Salford Sunday league he'd be holding a rag to his nose to stem the bleeding ten seconds later.
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Agwa
Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Been to Barton Grange today. Mad busy. Well worth a visit at Christmas time if you like all the sparkly stuff and don't mind taking out a second mortgage....
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We men all like to think this is what we would do in circumstances like this, but you never know. However, this lad has got a cast iron set of balls. How he didn't shoot the twat after disarming him I don't know.... What a guy.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Bystander tackles and wrestles gun from alleged gunman during Bondi beach mass shooting
Video shows the man rushing one of the alleged gunmen who shot dozens of people on Sunday evening in Australia
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh no! All our defenders are shattered again from the wave after wave of wolves attacks. Quick... Get the subs on!
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Bry scored and then my other half arrived with a g&t and a choux bun. The evening is looking up.....
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We've got a team of midfielders and forwards who can't pass the ball 5 yards to a team mate. The only one we've got that can do it is 20 years old and sitting on the bench because our first team coach isnt a good coach he's a fraud who can bamboozle no nowts like Ratcliffe.

PS Mount is dog shit.
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
That goal literally summed up the state of both teams. 🤣🤣
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I thought I'd been quite harsh on Amorim and wondered if it was a tad too hard. After watching the second half of this podcast and listening to scholesy and butty's (educated) views on Amorim and how he's treated kobbie, I'm not wondering anymore.

youtu.be/2iEDJPaw8k4?...
Salah Needs To GROW UP! Paul Scholes CALLS OUT Amorim & Why Mainoo Has To LEAVE!
YouTube video by The Good, The Bad & The Football
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Anyone else had these begging emails off united for the Bournemouth game? Offering 25 percent discount off ticket prices and hospitality and you don't even have to be a member to buy?

Can't remember anything like that in the last 20 years?
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Last working week of the year for me. Off to the lakes this Friday afternoon to start a month long Christmas and new year holiday.

I love being my own boss and running my own business, and no... I don't have any job vacancies. 😉
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Do you know what's going to do for Amorim in the end? It's not 343, or subbing centre backs in every game, or picking Dalot likes he's maldini or picking uggert ahead of mainoo, or being unable to beat 10 man Everton or west ham at home.

It's that this united team is so fucking boring to watch.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just watched villa v arsenal & Gyokeres is total dog shit 🤣

No pace, awful first touch, can't pass, can't hold the ball up, bullied by Konsa.

The Portuguese league must be shite if he scored loads of goals. Recruiting anyone to the PL from that Sporting Lisbon team was a mistake.

Anyone.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If you've got the wobbly gobbed tosser in to explain something to the viewers, it's probably self explanatory.

He is to education what Rooney is to diet advice and hair products.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Making my first appearance of the season at Old Trafford tonight. Traditional Mancunian weather awaits. Despite years of experience I'm still going full of hope that the shirts will put on a show.

And we've got post match hospitality even if they don't. Slurp. Hic.

UTFR.
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Anyone else think the whole bazball bollocks has run it's course now?

Apart from our usual turning up in aus with injured players or those who've hardly played recently and playing no serious warm up games, we've now added "throw your bat at anything you fancy" to the tactics.

Completely inept.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Watching Chelsea losing 2-0 to Leeds at halftime and confirming my original view that Liam Delap is complete dog shit and João Pedro isn't much better.

Nice to know that there is another club even worse at recruiting than United.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
anisota.net/harvest

This is a pretty cool tool to look at your own blue sky posts and get a word cloud. No surprises in mine.😁
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I watched him diving in and mouthing off at everyone in the first 25 minutes and put this bet on.

It's good to be da king. 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Mateta was clearly auditioning for us today. Not once did he consider passing when he got the ball around the penalty area.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Time to turn over to sky sports to watch....... Villa v Wolves. 😲

*Turns off*
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So if we'd beaten ten man Everton on Monday we would now be in third only 5 points behind Arsenal and in the title race.

Fuck me the premier league is shite.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My telly is playing up again. Mason is still on the field after 60 mins and then scored. That's two faults. 😁
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM