Now kitten, daddy's manifesting.

Ask not for whom the girl simps, she simps for thee.

*flirty voice* "hey baby, sleepin in or hardly sleepin?"

Tfw you still need to make presents for like 5 of your friends' kids but you just wanna bake Christmas cookies instead.

Sometimes my cat will come find me when i whistle, which makes me feel like Gandalf calling for Shadowfax.

I forgot to say "you too" when someone told me to have a nice day! 😭😭😭 I'm a terrible person and don't deserve to be called a midwesterner 😭😭😭😭😭

Tfw you meant to respond with 😡 but accidentally responded with 🥵

There's nothing weird about listening to podcast episodes about the Donner Party and the Dyatlov Pass Incident on a snow day, right?

RBF with the flu: "i know, everything hurts, yeah! I know, everything hurts, wo-oh-oh. I know, everything hurts, yeah, and this will not be the last time you hear me complain." 🎺🎺🎺

It is 2025 and i am finally watching The Crow. (The good one, don't worry.)