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@ahhmandah.bsky.social

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just a brain floating in a jar of formaldehyde. you can't come to my birthday ok you can 📍 tāmaki makaurau aotearoa nz on te kawerau-a-maki land if you didn't vote stop reading this right now. you're grounded

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 3h

my voice therapy doctor said today was the first anyone's ever thrown up on her while getting scoped. proud to be a trailblazer!

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 4h

should be bare minimum!!

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 4h

love to see the support whanau

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 4h

THANK YOU. was that so hard

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 4h

I am too busy at work to take time for a medical appointment but I did get to help an older man get from the carpark to level 6 outpatients and he was very mad about the lack of signage and I agree. it's not ideal for older people who just need to get somewhere while navigating a huge hospital

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 5h

SHARE THEM

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 6h

I sure did. so many teeth against my finger 👏🥲

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 6h

NOBODY TOLD ME THEIR SHAMES THEY ALL JUST LAUGHED AT ME

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 11h

nah she's not on here but she is still funny as fuck

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 11h

police officer: hello

me: good thanks how are you

police officer: have you had anything to drink today

me: 56 great north road

police officer: anything to drink?

me: an L&P would be great. no worries if not

police officer: I'm going to need you to step out of the car

me: I have a boyfriend

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 19h

we still are!!! just a bit less active cos we both have demanding jobs and whanau

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 20h

this is VERY old now but still slaps

youtu.be/7CvmzPNNlHA?...

AotearoHA: Rising Stars - The Fan Brigade

YouTube video by NZIntlComedyFestival

youtu.be

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 21h

she made these delicious corned beef and potato pasties I just INHALED cos they were that good. didn't last long. threw them up within 10 mins. has anyone got advice on keeping food down after your appetite gets wrecked

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 21h

I am struggling. could not ask for a better or more supportive mum. fuck I love her

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

*psych lol

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

I love having a forensic psyche nurse for a dad. I can be completely deranged over coffee and he just thinks it's silly and funny as long as I haven't murdered anyone. and I have hardly ever murdered anyone

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

get outta here ya mongrel

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

just because you're retired doesn’t mean I am. I still have shit to do mum & dads lol pls turn up on time

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

I sent a very polite email back at 7am saying I'd get back to her within my scheduled hours which are 9-5.30 and checking if there was a deadline. there wasn't

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

I sent an annoyed email and the person hasn't replied and now I've re-read it nine times just to make sure it wasn't unprofessional and it wasn't but I'm still annoyed

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

I am angry about something every day. today I am angry that it's slightly chilly

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

I was hoping for something more polished

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

when the client wants a professional document and sends you a spreadsheet as their starting point

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

most of them are great but yes you're always gonna get an outlier eh

f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 1d

oh my god I cannot STAND working in Word. I still have to but my first query to RFPs is always "do I HAVE to use your word template?"

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